A 22-year-old Ronald MacDonald has been charged with stealing money from a safe at the Wendy’s.
AP reports that police said the restaurant manager called police early Monday, saying he found MacDonald taking money from the safe at about 1:30 a.m.
Hambugular is being also sought after for questioning.
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OK, first I was surprised that a suposedly “reputable” company like Amazon sells sex toys, and I noticed a link to this one on Fark and couldn’t resist mentioning it. What’s more amusing is the customer reviews for it, you can read all 56 here. Technically SFW but not for the faint of heart….or was that fart, its enough to make you shit yourself
Some of the highlights:
“‘m a midget alcholic steriod abuser who can’t live without this product. My buddies on the SWAT team used their nightsticks on me hundreds of times, but it never reached the depths …read more
The FBI says 20-year-old Jonathan Jones of Amarillo, Texas, wanted to stay out of trouble with his girlfriend after picking up a prostitute when they got into a fight.
AP reports that now he’s in trouble with the FBI.
Jones is accused of making up a story that he was carjacked from Amarillo to Albuquerque.
He’s been arrested on a federal warrant charging him with knowingly and willfully falsifying facts.
No word yet if it was really more to do with the fact that the prostitute made Hugh Grants catch a few years back look like Angelina Jolie.
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People say Canada’s a socialist country, but we’d never thought they’d take it this far.
According to Canoe News, Canada’s Government provides free crack pipes to users in Toronto, where apparently half of all crimes are crack related. People say socialism is criminal
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Former king of pop Michael Jackson’s ex-wife Debbie Rowe has revealed to an Irish newspaper that he is not the father of their children Prince Michael Jr and Paris.
Rowe, who was married to Jackson for three years between 1996 and 1999, claims her eight-year-old son and seven-year-old daughter were both conceived using anonymous semen brought from a sperm bank.
“Michael knows the truth – that he is not the natural father of Prince Michael Jr and Paris. He has to come clean,” she was quoted by Contactmusic, as saying.
(via WebIndia)
A new condom will let guys make a big first impression with drunk women and stupid women.
The brand name is “HUGE”, although they are actually a standard size but come in a bigger box.
(via TampaBays 10)
A police chase that began at a city police station Monday morning ended when the suspect’s car struck a palm tree, went airborne and landed in the Halifax River.
According to New Journal Online, Bernette Powell, 27, Daytona Beach, was taken to Florida Hospital Ormond Memorial, where she was treated and released, said Sgt. Kenny Hayes of the Ormond Beach Police Department.
Powell was in the parking lot at the Ormond Beach Police Department arguing with a former boyfriend, who told investigators he had driven there to get away from her. He said Powell had been “tailgating” and “honking” at him and …read more
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Four Greek Police cars took over an hour to catch a gang of teenage thieves who had escaped on a cart pulled by a donkey.
Ananova reports that the officers from the Greek town of Patras said they were unable to keep up with the donkey which the boys steered down the old town’s winding streets and narrow alleyways.
The chase, which one eyewitness described as “unbelievable”, only came to an end an hour later when the young thieves, aged between 13 and 15 turned into a dead end.
Police caught the trio with a safe stolen from the local hospital on the …read more
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This guy really likes lego. Agents had to use a 20-foot truck to cart away the evidence from a suspect’s house — mountains of Lego bricks.
Yahoo news reports that William Swanberg, 40, of Reno, Nev., is accused of stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of the colorful plastic building blocks.
Swanberg was indicted by a grand jury in Hillsboro, a Portland suburb, which charged him with stealing Lego sets from Target stores.
Target estimates Swanberg stole up to $200,000 worth of the brick sets pilfered from their stores in Oregon, Utah, Arizona, Nevada and California. The Legos were resold on the …read more
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What is the world coming to!
ABC reports that a woman who was robbed at knifepoint while pumping gas into her church’s van couldn’t believe it when the gas station attendant refused to call police for help.
“I ran, of course, to the nearest place,” Gary resident Rosetta Heffner said, recounting Sunday’s robbery.
Her request to call 911 was met with silence from the other side of the Citgo station’s counter.
She tried again.
The clerk’s response?
“Use your cell phone.”
Heffner couldn’t believe it.
“I thought it would be a safe haven, anything could have happened, and he told me to use my cell phone,” Heffner told …read more
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