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The Fist Shaped Dildo

by admin on November 29th, 2005

OK, first I was surprised that a suposedly “reputable” company like Amazon sells sex toys, and I noticed a link to this one on Fark and couldn’t resist mentioning it. What’s more amusing is the customer reviews for it, you can read all 56 here. Technically SFW but not for the faint of heart….or was that fart, its enough to make you shit yourself :-)

Some of the highlights:
“‘m a midget alcholic steriod abuser who can’t live without this product. My buddies on the SWAT team used their nightsticks on me hundreds of times, but it never reached the depths of this dildo. I reached my full 4 1/4″ after just three thrusts. An 11 yo Thai ladyboy never satisfied me like this.”
and
A Kid’s Review
My mother always told me that a fist in the ass is worth two in the bush. I can’t really confirm that but I can confirm that I can barely sit down now. Thank a lot fistmaster!

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