Simply Dumb

Wow, this is the dumbest thing I’ve even heard.  A guy managed to get a light bulb stuck up his butt and claims he doesn’t know how it got there!  Either the guy is REALLY dumb, or he has a weird fetish that he didn’t want to own up to.  I guess being in prison can make you do strange things.  I think next time he should try something more conventional like a cucumber or a dildo.
Check out the story Via Boing Boing and Yahoo

Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass …read more

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Last year my husband and I went on the Hungarian Airline Malev and were shocked when a number of passengers got caught smoking in the bathroom.
I’m EXTREMELY against smoking so I think smoking in general is simply dumb, but having a dedicated smokers airline is funny. 
I would hate to be a pilot or flight attendant on those flights.  Can you say cancer?  Oh well, at least they won’t be flying with me and polluting MY air.
So if you feel like charring your lungs while you fly, look out for this airline!

A German entrepreneur plans to launch the world’s first …read more

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How stupid can people be?  Why would giving a psychic $170000 get rid of bad karma?  And why would he believe that she’d give it back?
Tiimothy John Strating, is now suing the psychic crook.

An ex-customer has filed suit in Colorado, claiming that a psychic reneged on a promise to return $170,000 once she had used it to reverse his "bad karma."
In court papers, Timothy John Strating of Montana said that Nathalie Roberts, who was operating as a psychic in Longmont, Colo., told him that giving her the money and gift cards from a number of stores would "help raise his …read more

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This is a really REALLY cute idea, but it lacks some simple logic.  Wu Yulu spent a year making this robot to pull his Rickshaw.  Time he could have been spending working.  In that time he could have made enough money to buy…I dunno…a car?  The cool thing about Rickshaws is that they’re driven by people, not machines.  How is Wu Yulu’s creation any different than a slow moving car?  I really doubt the robot knows where it’s going.  Turning is probably also really difficult. 
I give it an A for creativity but a D for practicality.  (Check out the robot’s …read more

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How dumb is this woman?  She used her one phone call from jail to ask her son to sell pot to pay her jail bond.  Of course the cops were monitoring the call and charged her and her son for a plethora of offenses.

A woman who police say asked her son to sell marijuana to raise money to bail her out of jail faces an additional charge.
Elaine Baker is currently being held in the Clay County jail on two drug charges and child endangerment.
She made a call to her son, asking him to sell marijuana stashed in a refrigerator and …read more

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Via Arieanna and BoingBoing
Check out this anti ‘like’ billboard from the Academy of Linguistic Awareness.  I think the movie Clueless is to blame for a lot of young people abusing the word.  What a dumb movie!
Tags: grammer billboard, academy of linguistic awareness, clueless

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Robert Wheeler got this strange and ingenious idea when soccer player Wayne Rooney broke his foot just before the World Cup.  He made a website on which healers and fans can rub a drawing of Rooney’s foot and heal him.  It measures the healing distance on a little counter on the site.  I went to the site and noticed the large amount of ads running down the page.  I wonder what Wheeler is doing with the money he’s making from the site.  The site’s had thousands of visitors who have rubbed the foot probably making some serious coin for Wheeler.
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When my husband found out that he might be going to scary countries and leaving me behind when he does field research for his degree I thought about getting a dog to make me feel safer while home alone, yet now I think maybe all I need is a declawed housecat! 
I want my own gaurd kitty!

Who needs a guard dog when Jack the elderly suburban housecat is on duty?
The 10-year-old New Jersey tabby defended his neighbourhood turf earlier this week by chasing a wandering black bear up a tree — twice.
West Milford residents Suzanne and Jack Giovanetti first noticed a bear huddled in a tree …read more

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Personally when I go on a ski lift I prefer not to be probed in the bum…I guess this is a great way to multi task.  Get a prostate exam and ski at the same time!
Thanks Robert for the link!  [source]
Tags: prostate, skiing, multi tasking, anal probe

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I’m not sure if this story is haha funny or just creepy.  A high school forensic science class was out at a fake crime scene set up by their teacher when they found a real dead body!  Read the story here.
Tags: bones, fox, agent booth, forensic, anthropology

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