Simply Dumb

Is that a Light bulb in your Ass or Are you Just Happy to See me?

by Leora on June 30th, 2006

Wow, this is the dumbest thing I’ve even heard.  A guy managed to get a light bulb stuck up his butt and claims he doesn’t know how it got there!  Either the guy is REALLY dumb, or he has a weird fetish that he didn’t want to own up to.  I guess being in prison can make you do strange things.  I think next time he should try something more conventional like a cucumber or a dildo.

Check out the story Via Boing Boing and Yahoo

Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.

On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad’s misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn’t know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don’t know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he’d never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon’s story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose. Thanks Arieanna

Tags: anal, anal plug, lightbulb in ass, prison, sex with lightbulb

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