Simply Dumb

Have you seen these hideous pictures of a half naked Britney Spears?  They’re really gross in my opinion.  No wonder Tokyo Metro Officials don’t want them hanging that poster.

Tokyo’s subway has refused permission for an advertising poster featuring a nude and heavily pregnant Britney Spears, branding it "too stimulating" for young people.
The picture of the pop singer — nude but covering her breasts with her arms and crossing her legs at the knee — appeared in the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar and will be on the cover of the magazine’s Japanese edition in October.
The publishers had hoped to …read more

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Tom Cruise’s deal with Paramount was ended for a lot of complicated reasons I’m sure, but Paramount felt they had to mention that Cruise is weird.
They don’t like his crazy antics and don’t want him associated with their name anymore.
You might remember Tom’s stupid couch jumping incident on Oprah last year or his fight with Brooke Shields over antidepressants.  Basically he’s a nutball and the company no longer wants to work with the guy.
Good job Tom!
Check out the story here
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I think I met one of the dumbest people yesterday.  My husband and I were signing up for Verizon phones and the woman working there was very friendly and asked what we do for a living.  My husband told her that he’s working on his PhD.  She said, "Oh physical therapy…"  Duh!  Not the smartest cookie!
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This is what you get for not covering the toilet seat in public bathrooms!  Personally I don’t like sharing butt germs with other people and always cover the seat.

A suspected prank turned into a serious situation Wednesday when a 53-year-old woman became glued to a toilet seat in the public restroom at Mall of the Bluffs.
Council Bluffs Fire and Rescue personnel and Council Bluffs Police officers responded to the mall at approximately 12:20 p.m. after calls to 9-1-1 reported a woman had been glued to a toilet seat.
The victim, who asked that her name not be used, told The Daily …read more

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How dumb was this guy?  It’s a bad idea to mess with rockets in general let alone using a sledgehammer.  Check out this sad story:

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) – A Brazilian man died Tuesday when he tried to open what police believe was a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer in a mechanical workshop on the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro.
Another man who was in the workshop at the time of the explosion was rushed to a hospital with severe burns, a police officer told Reuters. The workshop was destroyed and several cars parked outside caught fire.
Police found several unexploded …read more

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I’ve been to Hungary and seen the Danube and I just can’t imagine a Chuck Norris bridge fitting into the scenery.  Why not a Brad Pitt bridge?  I just don’t get it.  Check out the actual story:

A new bridge in Hungary could be named after the action film actor Chuck Norris after officials left the naming to an internet vote.
Votes for the Chuck Norris Bridge have so far attracted 11 per cent, of the vote, organized by the Ministry for the Economy.
That puts it just ahead of naming the bridge after Hungarian humorist Geza Hofi and three times more popular …read more

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I can understand when newspapers and magazine photoshop pictures of celebrities to make them look less ugly, but this is just stupid!  Reuters is supposed to be a news source we can trust. 
I think Reuters should hire me because I can photoshop better than they can!  Check out the before and after pictures of smoke billowing out from buildings in Lebanon.  I personally think the before shot is more effective because the fake is SO obvious!  They must have first darkened the smoke, then used the clone tool to paste the same puff of smoke over and over again.  …read more

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These people sound so immature!  You didn’t invite me to your party so I’m going to ruin the party for everyone! Nananabooboo!  Grow up.  I guess they’ll have time to think about what they did while they’re unemployed for months because nobody wants to hire people this stupid.

Two Chinese officials cut off power to a hotel after they were not invited to its opening party and forced managers to drink spirits before they would turn the electricity back on, a state newspaper said Friday.
The two officials, who were subsequently fired, said they would lessen the power outage by one hour …read more

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Hehe,  I never had to deal with pets eating my stuffed animals because we never had anything but goldfish.  Poor Elvis, wherever he is, must be sad about his poor teddy!

A guard dog has ripped apart a collection of rare teddy bears, including one once owned by Elvis Presley, during a rampage at a children’s museum.
"He just went berserk," said Daniel Medley, general manager of the Wookey Hole Caves near Wells, England, where hundreds of bears were chewed up Tuesday night by the 6-year-old Doberman pinscher named Barney.
Barney ripped the head off a brown stuffed bear once owned by the …read more

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