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Have a happy, safe and fun Halloween!
Tags: halloween

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Pollution kills!
Source Tags: pollution, death in the sky, clouds, pollute

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Finally, a dead coke head is making more than a dead twinkie addict.  Yes, that’s right, according to Forbes magazine, Kurt Cobain is now making more post partum than our good friend Elvis Presley.  Read all about it.

Angst-ridden grunge rocker Kurt Cobain has pushed Elvis into second place in a list of highest-earning dead celebrities, with the late Nirvana frontman raking in 50 million dollars in the past year.
The Forbes.com website ranks 13 celebrities pushing up daisies on their income and proves that death need not be an obstacle to making money, with the group collectively earning 247 million dollars …read more

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Check out these hilarious headlines from MIstupid

IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED
IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?
PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
PANDA MATING FAILS – VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
NJ JUDGE TO RULE ON NUDE BEACH
CHILD’S STOOL GREAT FOR USE IN GARDEN
DR. RUTH TO TALK ABOUT SEX WITH NEWSPAPER EDITORS
SOVIET VIRGIN LANDS SHORT OF GOAL AGAIN
ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX
EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
DEALERS WILL HEAR CAR TALK AT NOON
ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX
LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE – ONE DIES
TWO SISTERS REUNITE AFTER EIGHTEEN YEARS AT …read more

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I didn’t make this one up!  Look up the coordinates on Googlemaps if you don’t believe me!
Source Tags: ipod, mountain range

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This is hilarious!  These girls are geniuses and their principal is an idiot.  What do you expect kids to wear on Superhero day?  Capes, tights and your undies showing, right?  So what’s wrong with dressing up as captain underpants?  They didn’t have any more skin showing than any other superhero costume. 
Anyway, kudos to you girls who stood your ground and refused to take off your costumes and left the school capes flapping in the wind!
And too bad I already have a Halloween costume because this one rocks!  Go Captain Underpants!

This sounds like a job for Captain Underpants!
If the captain’s …read more

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Check out this strange car ad.  Turn up the volume because the sound quality isn’t great:

Happy Halloween!
Thanks Chris! Tags: car ad, surprise, stupid

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Porn for Star Wars nerds
Tags: AT-ATs, porn, star wars, star wars nerd, nerd

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This is pretty horrible.  You’ve heard about Granny-dumping how about Patient-dumping?

Authorities have launched a criminal investigation into suspected dumping of homeless people on Skid Row after police witnessed ambulances leaving five people on a street there during the weekend.
The city attorney’s office is reviewing police videotapes and photographs of the five suspected dumping cases to determine whether the patients were falsely imprisoned during their transfer and whether the hospital, Los Angeles Metropolitan Medical Center, violated any laws regarding the treatment of patients.
Two patients told officers Sunday they did not want to be taken downtown, said police Capt. Andrew Smith. One …read more

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Now some people are unhappy with the size of their breasts. They get breast implants.  Others don’t like their wrinkles. They get botox.  But what if you feel your eyelashes are too short?  Now you can get implants of those too!

Think you’ve seen it all when it comes to cosmetic surgery?
Look more closely. Eyelash transplant surgery wants to become the new must-have procedure for women — and the occasional man — convinced that beauty is not so much in the eye of the beholder as in front of the eye itself.
Using procedures pioneered by the hair loss industry for balding …read more

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