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Funny Headlines

by Leora on October 27th, 2006

Check out these hilarious headlines from MIstupid

  • IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
  • QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED
  • IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?
  • PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
  • PANDA MATING FAILS - VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
  • NJ JUDGE TO RULE ON NUDE BEACH
  • CHILD’S STOOL GREAT FOR USE IN GARDEN
  • DR. RUTH TO TALK ABOUT SEX WITH NEWSPAPER EDITORS
  • SOVIET VIRGIN LANDS SHORT OF GOAL AGAIN
  • ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX
  • EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
  • SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
  • DEALERS WILL HEAR CAR TALK AT NOON
  • ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX
  • LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS
  • MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
  • TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE - ONE DIES
  • TWO SISTERS REUNITE AFTER EIGHTEEN YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER
  • NEVER WITHHOLD HERPES FROM LOVED ONE
  • NICARAGUA SETS GOAL TO WIPE OUT LITERACY
  • DRUNK DRIVERS PAID $1,000 IN 1984
  • AUTOS KILLING 110 A DAY, LET’S RESOLVE TO DO BETTER
  • IF STRIKE ISN’T SETTLED QUICKLY IT MAY LAST A WHILE
  • WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
  • SMOKERS ARE PRODUCTIVE, BUT DEATH CUTS EFFICIENCY
  • COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES
  • CHILD’S DEATH RUINS COUPLE’S HOLIDAY
  • BLIND WOMAN GETS NEW KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HASN’T SEEN IN YEARS
  • MAN IS FATALLY SLAIN
  • SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY
  • DEATH CAUSES LONELINESS, FEELING OF ISOLATION

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