Super-Villain’s Laptop
I can’t believe NEC and Takara made a notebook with an emergency button! This might be good for you if you’re a super-villain and don’t want the good guys to see your evil plans or if you’re a teenage boy looking at porn when mommy comes in the room. It’s actually pretty slick looking if you ask me but kind of unnecessary. This would be a good Christmas present for Kim Jong-il but apparently they’re only making 300 of them so you’d better act fast!
What better to control a ginormous army of robot overlords than a notebook ripped straight from the confines of a science fiction control lab? To get those ‘bots a-marchin’, just boot up the NEC TYPE-NO1, load the commands (stored on your USB Pocket Rocket, of course), and unleash your best impression of an evil dictator’s laugh. NEC has teamed up with Takara to create the presumably mad scientist-approved machine, which sports all the token stickers, labels, and even wallpapers that make this device so similar to those seen laying around Duke Nukem laboratories. Beneath the facade is a LaVie G type L laptop, sporting a 15.4-inch WXGA display, 1.6GHz AMD Mobile Sempron 3200+ processor (Turion 64 X2 TL-50), 1GB of DDR2 RAM, 80-100GB hard drive, dual-layer DVD burner, 802.11a/b/g, and the likely dangerous "FeliCa" port. Flanked on the side is the very necessary "Emergency Button," which apparently shuts down the machine in case of unexpected intruders. The highly secretive TYPE-NO1 can be reserved starting today, and considering that they’ll be limited to 300 units, you should probably make haste if you plan on throwing down your ¥145,530 ($1,231) to ¥174,510 ($1,476). Via Engadget
Tags: bad guy, super-villain, labratory, TYPE-NO1, NEC, Takara, porn, self destruct, emergency button, laptop
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