Britany Spears Apologizes for Umbrella Incident
Remember this little incident back in February? Apparently she was just "rehearsing for a movie role." Yeah, that explains the shaved head, rehab, paparazzi attacks, and constant flashing of her privates to the public. Britany, just get used to the fact that you’re a washed up has-been who has lost her looks and career. Sorry kiddo, hoped you saved some of that money. Unless of course, oops, you did it again, and spent it all on malt liquor. Not that innocent, I guess…
Britney Spears offered an explanation on Wednesday for assaulting a photographer’s car with an umbrella in February: It was all for Hollywood.
"I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella," Spears, 25, writes on her Web site.
"I was preparing my character for a roll (sic) in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally.
"I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn’t get the part."
The umbrella incident took place during a period of strange behavior by Spears, during which she shaved her head, got two new tattoos and hit the L.A. club scene.
Shortly before she checked into rehab, she bashed a paparazzo’s SUV with a green umbrella following a visit to estranged husband Kevin Federline’s house.
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11 opinions for Britany Spears Apologizes for Umbrella Incident
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Jul 6, 2007 at 7:17 pm
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cher
Aug 30, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Has anyone noticed that she didn’t act like this before KFed (gold digger). If someone sucked you into thinking he was a wonderful guy, then cheated on you and sucked a good chunk of change out of you etc. How the hell should Britany feel, she got took and is now going through a divorce & custody battle, that would screw up anyone, and more so someone followed by the press ….give the kid a break! As for her mother, well a mothers love should be unconditional!
laketowngirl
Sep 12, 2007 at 12:31 pm
there is absolutly no excuse for acting the way Britany has. Sure she’s going through a divorse and custody battle but is not the only one facing it. She could be classy at least! she would be caught in such a predicument with the custody battle if she weren’t out making herself look stupid and like white trash. she parties excessivly, pulls the dumbest stunts, don’t know how to take care of her kids, and is throwing her career down the drain. at this rate i don’t think there’s anyway she’ll be successful at making a come back! no way!!! she’s just soo stupid! she used to be gorgeous and on the top and look what she did with that. she did it all herself. who throws that all away? now she’s just fat, divorsed, with two kids, no career, no fans, no mother, and no self respect. as for the comment about her mother i guess you don’t know all of what’s going on. Brittany left her mother. now that Britany is dolusion thinking her mother is trying to help take her kids away with Kevin she don’t let the kids’ own grandmother see them. so she has to go over to Kevin’s to see them. I would’nt approve of my own daughters ways either if she were Britany. Britany just needs lots and lots of help and medical and theripudic treatment. she walks around the house naked, takes shots of alcohol while breast feeding, driving with her son in her LAP, almost drops your son while juggling other things in her arms, not watching her kids that one falls from his high chair, puts soda in her young childrens bottles, then their teeth go rotten so she takes em in to get their teeth whitened(who does this?), pays no attention to her kids, goes out all night long and parties instead of at home with her children. not only should Kevin have the full custody of the kids but she should have supervised visits with them if there is any and she should’nt be permitted to ever have children EVER again! she don’t know how to take care of a child. yeah Kevin is a gold digger/dead beat but Britany seen how he left his ex while she was pregnant with his kid by the way, for Britany and she should of had better judement than that! you know he has nothing so of course he’s gonna get with her at the time she was famous, gorgeous, and had a career and all kinds of money. she should do what almost everyone does in hollywood. date within the celebs. they already have money. tough luck to her and looks like she learned the hard way. to tell you the truth i don’t think she still has learned a damn thing…….she’s stupid! this is her and she’s not gonna change. this has probably always been her she just let her true colors show. she flopped on her VMA performance-looks like more partyin for her. i guess her drinkin is more important than her career and fans. she looks hideous bald too! i just can’t wait to see what other dumb moves she makes to dig herself deeper and deeper under so i can laugh!
JADE MARTINEZ
Sep 13, 2007 at 11:52 am
I THINK BRIT IS BEAUTIFUL AND WOULD LOVE TO DO HER MAKEUP SOMETIME.I THINK PEOPLE ARE A**HOLES SOMETIMES AND SHE SHOULD STAND TALL.SHE IS TALENTED AND RICH,SO SCREW THE HATERS!!!!CALL ME IF YOU WANT A GREAT MAKEOVER. * AND I WILL SHOW THE MEDIA WHATS UP NO ONE WILL LOOK AS GEOURGEOUSE AS YOU!!!MY PROMISE!! IM SO MAD AT THE HATERS*** WE WILL SHOW THEM WHATS UP JADE ALSO YOU CAN SEE ME AT AVITASTYLE.COM IN WEST HOLLYWOOD I HAVE MY OWN MINERAL MAKEUP LINE AND I CHOOSE WHO WEARS IT!!! LUV JADE:)
JADE MARTINEZ
Sep 13, 2007 at 11:58 am
OH AND ALSO K-FED WITH ALL RESPECT FOR YOUR CHILDREN SHOULD NEVER GET CUSTODY OF THOSE CHILDREN THAT YOU GAVE BIRTH TO.LIKE I SAID U ALL CAN HATE WHILE SHE IS SIPPIN ON A STRAWBERRY DAQURI.AND PROBABLY U HATER ITS A VIRGIN ONE SO MIND YOUR OWN DHAMN BUISNESS . AND BY THE WAY THE GIRL WHO WROTE ABOVE ME NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO SPELL !! *
Hi
Dec 28, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Hi,
i agree with you jade, i think britney is beautiful, she hasn’t lost it completely yet i think she just need to think, well if i keep partying whats going to happen to me and my children? And i also think that her losing her children would have given her the chance to sort her self out. thats all she needs to do.
thanks
Harry (united kingdom)
Sharron
Jan 1, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Briteny, girl you need to stop this crazy roller coaster course your on before you have another wreck time. Its absolutely relevant you get in to some more counseling and whatever it takes to get your sorry but back on the track where you belong. Look at all the wonderful things you’ve done dont spoil all that by being the bad girl now its not worth it to stay on the dark side your on.
Sharron
Jan 1, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Happy New Year Briteny and I love you no matter what happens but please straighten out your act for yourself as well as your beautiful kids your so lucky you dont even know do you. To have those kids and the life you have show some appreciation would you please. Love ya.
Sharron
Jan 1, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Hey, Briteny knows what she’s suppose to do but she’s in alot of pain from a broken heart and so she uses the alcohol and risky behaviour to cover all her hurts. Its just that it wont work and she has to figure this out on her own. So hopefully it will be sooner then later. Its so sad how she’s displaying herself to everyone. I really wish all the best for her and her kids. Shes very special if she could only see how much maybe she wouldnt dog herself so damn bad like she has been doing. Its a crying shame how foolish the woman is acting now. She needs alot of TLC along with lessons to learn books on how to be a grown woman singer with two kids …..etc.
tom robson
Jan 14, 2008 at 9:08 am
LOVE YOU BRIT, YOUR AWSOME. WHO GIVES A S~~T ABOUT THEM TOSSERS WHO DONT LIKE YOU, THATS THERE PBOBLEM, OBVIOUSLY GOT NOTHIN ELSE BETTER TO DO THAN PICK OUT STUPID LIES THE PRESS PRINT, HOW SAD, GET A LIFE. MWHA TOMXX P.S SHOULD GO SHOPPIN TOGETHER!X
STACEY
Jan 14, 2008 at 9:10 am
HEY BRITNET, YOU ROCKx
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