Found on Ebay: Horny Wood Elf
I’m not making this up. Thanks to dumb.com, I have stumbled across this interesting recently sold auction item on Ebay. It certainly will make quite the conversation piece for whomever purchased it. As always dear readers, if you come across fun items such as these please send me an email or leave a comment!
The one…. The only Lord of the Eternal Woody Or… just “Woody” for short, Mother Nature’s XXX sculpture
Wild, Weird, Nasty, and Totally Natural, Nothing else like it anywhere
Rumor has it that he is a magical Elf and will bring you luck of the best kind. That he has magical powers of erectile strength, stamina and function. Other than that…. Who knows what lurks in the devious mind of an Elf Lord. Obviously a unique one of a kind Mother Nature doesn’t do copies. This is a true one and only.
“Woody” stands 10 ½ in. tall, is 4 ½ in. at the hips, his head is 4 in. across; the overall distance from his fanny forward is 7 in. He has a single appendage measuring 5 ½ in. long with a diameter of 7/8 in. (Not a bad ratio for a guy that’s only 10” tall) This is an all natural, not carved, cut, or shaped, piece of wood, just as Mother Nature grew it.
I believe it to be a chunk of Manzanita wood. However, some have told me that it is Cyprus. I’m not a real wood expert but more have said it is Manzanita and the wood itself is somewhat red, so we’ll go with that. I don’t really think the type of wood is the point here!!! The only thing that has been done to him was some cleaning with a little very light sanding and a wire brush. I have added one small brass ‘leg’ in the back to help him stand ….uh….erect. There will never be another one…. So bid to win. Thanks for looking. Good luck
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