Ariel Joins Simply Dumb
Hi everyone, my name is Ariel and as of yesterday, I have assumed the duties of administering Simply Dumb. If you’d like to read a bit more about me, please feel free to read my profile page on the b5 Media website.
Drop me a line if you hear about any news which is particularly asinine, astounding, astonishing, or just simply dumb at (ariel dot zellman at b5media dot com). If the censors see it fit to print, your story could be featured!
In other news, now that I’m a b5 blogger, it appears that it’s already time for me to begin receiving massive amounts of spam in my email inbox. Just because it’s my first day on the job, I thought I’d share with you all my first official piece of mail in my new b5 account. porn. That’s right, porn.
To avoid advertising for this company or encouraging further emails, I’ll refrain from providing their weblink. Needless to say, I now join the thousands if not millions of others who regularly "enjoy" this content clogging their inboxes. Thanks a lot, really. Welcome to the job I guess.
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