Dumb Auctions - Lindsay Lohan’s Pizza Box
This is possibly one of the dumbest auction items I have ever seen. What possible redeeming value could one get from a used pizza box from the Lohan residence?
I suppose if you’re into oversexed, underfed, drugged out redheads, you might be able to dredge up some DNA to clone yourself an army of Lindsay Lohan sex slaves.
Of more value may be the remaining lines of cocaine likely still laying within the box. Hey, even if you pay a few hundred dollars for this piece of trash you may be getting the smack for far below retail value… not that I know anything about that.
The seller claims the box has written upon it the address and phone number for Lindsay Lohan’s mother… I guess another bonus for all you out there who don’t know how to pick up a phone book and/or really want to stalk a celebrity’s mother. I know where the Olsen twins’ mother lives in LA. How much can I get for that info?
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