Man Cuts Off Own Penis
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! This guy sounds like he’s completely off his rocker.
According to the BBC, a random man walked off the street into a crowded resteraunt, tried to force his way into the kitchen, and then grabbed a knife. He then slashed his wrists and cut off his member in front of the staff, and ran up the stairs into the main dining area while stabbing himself repeatedly.
Needless to say, he really freaked out the patrons. Fortunately he hurt no one but himself.
He was quickly subdued and brought to the hospital where he lies in stable condition. Surgeons have reported that they were, however, unable to reattach his penis. But then again, it sounds like he didn’t really want it anyway. Serves the nutball right.
A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.
A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.
The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.
A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.
She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.
"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.
"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.
"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."
She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."
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3 opinions for Man Cuts Off Own Penis
Ali
Dec 10, 2007 at 8:26 am
holy s***?!?!!
i think the customers were a little more than “freaked out”
how did this man not die?
John Smith
Dec 10, 2007 at 4:59 pm
And no one captured it on their cell phone? What a shame!
Fred
Dec 12, 2007 at 7:43 am
No one seems to have caught the irony that zizi means penis in French argot. “Waiter, there appears to be a zizi in my soup!
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