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Dumb Games: Santa’s Vengeance

Posted by on December 23rd 2007 to Dumb Pictures, Funny, Time Well Wasted

‘Twas the night before the night before Christmas and this blogger was bored. He was searching around for dumb online games and guess what he scored? SANTA’S VENGEANCE!!!

Santa's Vengeance

This is a great not-little-kid-appropriate game to get you in the spirit of the holidays. The premise is something like mutant demon elves raid Santa’s workshop and make off with all the presents. It is your mission as one pissed off Santa to hunt down these criminals and bring them to justice, that is if justice means shooting them down with your choice of a glock, submachine gun, shotgun, or rifle.

Blood spatters, but none too dramatically. This doesn’t make it any less gross or addictive however. So if you’re bored on Christmas Eve, get on your computer and help Santa track down those deviant elves!

I’ve provided a few screenshots after the cut…

Santa's Vengeance