Ways to Skip School: Hand Glue
Kids have been coming up with new and exciting ways to get out of attending school ever since there has been school to attend. From the thermometer on the lamp trick to the more elaborate Ferris Bueller’s Day Off tips and scheming, the lengths to which kids will go to skip school never cease to amaze.
Even this tomfoolery should have its limits, however. I draw the line at self-inflicted harm. According to the AP, one little boy in Mexico showed no such compunction.
10-year-old Diego Palacios from Monterrey was so determined to skip school after winter break that he snuck down to his kitchen on early morning before the return to classes and slathered his right hand with industrial strength glue. He then stuck himself to his bed post.
Several hours later, his mother awoke to find him watching television and firmly glued to the bed. After two hours of trying to un-stick him herself, she called the authorities who managed to detach little Diego… just in time for school.
All that effort for nothing. Pobrecito!
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3 opinions for Ways to Skip School: Hand Glue
Kacee457
Jan 9, 2008 at 2:05 pm
you have to give this kid an A for effort!!!better luck next time!!!! you might need to hide the glues..watch out for duck tape!!LOL!!!!!!!
robert
Feb 19, 2008 at 4:16 pm
wow that would suck. i would be f***in pissed if i had to go to school after that.
tyler
Mar 13, 2008 at 7:03 pm
hah sucks for that kid shoulda known that wouldnt have worked well ive tryed many ways of skipping school and the best way is just to fake sick that way theres no hiding or doing dumb stuff like diego
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