Mannequins Do Not a Sex Doll Make
The moron in this story will likely be responsible for a whole new wave of absurd warning labels: "Caution, do not attempt to have sexual intercourse with mannequin. Not designed for lonely eroticism."
What’s that you ask? Someone actually mistook a display mannequin for a sex doll? You better believe it.
Some idiot was trolling the web for a sex doll and came across Displaysense, a company which sells the display dolls for retail stores in the UK. After purchasing one of the mannequins, he called them to complain about "the user friendliness of the female bust and that this was not what he had ordered".
Yes, the dumb ass got his member stuck in a 24mm hole in the bust of the doll and had to cut himself out with a pair of heavy duty scissors. When he called to demand a refund, they "politely refused."
Says Steve Whittle, the marketing manager for Displaysense, "We’ve just added these busts to our range and we normally expect some initial teething problems but not in our 30 years of business have we experienced such an incident."
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