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Will That Be Original, Crispy or Burnout?

by brian on April 15th, 2008

Sigh. Becky and I were just talking yesterday about how many of these dumb news items originate in the South. Here’s a special gem from Magnolia, Arkansas.

The Magnolia Banner News said police pulled over Savalas Vantoli Stewart last Friday night and found marijuana in a just purchased box of fried chicken. Man, talk about finger-lickin’ good. After officers smelled the odor coming from his car, they pulled him over and also found Ecstasy pills in his pockets.

Fried chicken, weed and X. This guy was on his way to a heck of a party, even if he was the only one in attendance.

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