Jell-O Truck Wreck Causes Traffic Jam
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I want you to read this story out loud, you see, and do it in your best Bill Cosby voice. Hey, hey, hey!
First Coast News reports that a truck driver in Jacksonville, Fla. is being treated for a wreck that spilled Jell-O snack packs all over Interstate 95. The driver sustained non life-threatening injuries and was airlifted to the hospital, you see.
The problem was - that, that the Jell-O it likes to wiggle, you see and have a party. Party, party, party like the germs when they were in Rudy’s tummy, you see. And then she drank the medicine and said “no more party in there” and then she got big and grew a moustache. That still wasn’t the most unfortunate thing that would happen to her, as she would grow up to be on Tyler Perry’s House of Payne. See you next time, driving through the pudding.
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