Brian’s Take On Miley Cyrus
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I know she’s only 15, but how does anyone of any age pose for Vanity Fair and not think they’ll run the raciest, most controversial picture of the entire shoot? That’s what they do. The average Playboy cover shows less skin than Vanity Fair typically does.
They are famous for naked celebrity pics. Demi Moore naked and pregnant. Lindsay Lohan naked and blonde. It’s a little ridiculous for Miley to act like she’s surprised by them now. Miley, you were present when they shot these photos, right?
Rumor now has it that Disney is already grooming Selena Gomez to replace Cyrus as the new “Teen Queen” for its empire. If only Walt Disney were here. He’d have signed her to one of those Annette Funicello “one-piece bathing suit for all eternity” contracts.
If she didn’t know about entertainment industry exploitation yet, surely daddy Billy Ray who as a country singer made a great sex symbol should have been able to warn her.
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1 opinion for Brian’s Take On Miley Cyrus
Lia
May 1, 2008 at 9:28 am
She knew what could happen…. I’d wager that even before a bit more skin was exposed, she knew. Granted, I don’t know the girl, but I assume she’s not an idiot. Anyone with 2 good brain cells to rub together knows that there are some magazines that go out of their way to get the sexy pics, including Vanity Fair. That seems to be the way of things these days…have a “wholesome” (whatever *that* means) appearance, get your fan base of young people, then start the transformation to mega slut. I, for one, will be glad to not be subjected to her smiling face every 2 feet when I go shopping. She may well be very talented. I don’t know or care. I just don’t like the over merchandising of anything that get’s even a little popular. If not for the tons of crap to buy, the current crop of talentless, cookie cutter skankbots would have been the flashes in the pan they should have been…and not the subjects that are, apparently, more important than the fact that the human race is well on the way to making itself extinct. But what do I know? Maybe we’ll be able to buy personal lubricant with her face on the box. Won’t that be fun?!
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