Simply Dumb

What’s really dumb? Being a high school principal chasing underage girls in chat rooms. What’s even dumber than that? Taking two underage girls to a Super 8 Motel. Taking two underage girls to a Super 8 Motel, renting porn and smoking pot with them, then answering a knock at the door in your boxers? That’s Simply Dumb, folks.

Daniel Scott Markofski, 47, was held on $20,000 bond Tuesday at the Milwaukee County Jail. He’s principal of Spring Grove School, part of an elementary school district. Elementary school, Simply Dumb fans, elementary school.

Markofski was charged with two counts of exposing a child to harmful material and one count of sexual intercourse with a child age 16 or older, according to the Milwaukee County district attorney’s office.

Police reports say last weekend an officer doing a routine check of the hotel caught the odor of marijuana and knocked on the door. That officer found a partially clothed Markofski in the room with two girls, aged 15 and 16, and porn playing on the room’s TV at full volume.

The girls told police when Markofski asked what movie they wanted to watch, they requested Alvin and the Chipmunks. He opted for the porn instead.

Now I can’t get that stupid image of the scene from the movie where Alvin is going “Bom-Chicka-Wow-wah” out of my head.

Markofski admitted to buying the young girls pot, cognac and wine coolers. I mean, look at the guy. The girls would have to be drunk, high and possibly mentally impaired to think that was a fun way to spend the evening. He allegedly had sex with the older girl while the younger girl was in the room. Markofski met the older girl on a telephone chat line.

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