Shaq-Kobe Feud Dumbs Down Hip-Hop
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You know, sometimes there’s just a pleasure in being right about something. You don’t have to tell everybody or say I told you so. Unless of course, you’re Shaquille O’ Neal. It wasn’t enough for Shaq to just enjoy Kobe and the Lakers’ collapse in the NBA Finals, Kazaam had to go and do a bad rap about it.
The former Lakers center dropped such awesome rap blasts as “Last week, Kobe couldn’t do it without me” and the new one that’s burning up the Internet “Hey Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes.” Wow, he’s like an 8-foot Grandmaster Flash. No seriously, Shaq’s rap skills make Soulja Boy sound like KRS-One.
He also blames Kobe for the bitter O’ Neal divorce. No Shaq, I’m pretty sure that was your fault for the adultery. But the collective will of a crowd at a rap concert is tremendous. They aided Shaq in his assault on all that’s good about rap by following with a chant of “Tell me how my ass tastes.”
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