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Screech is Writing a Tell All Book

by brian on July 24th, 2008

Since the sales of Dustin Diamond’s porno tape were less than he anticipated (but exactly what everyone else anticipated) now he’s going to release a book. According to E News, TV’s “Screech” will dish all the dirt on Saved By The Bell.

Diamond promises to reveal sexual escapades, drug use and hardcore partying. Say it ain’t so, Screech! Next he’ll be telling us the Zack Attack really wasn’t singing and playing those instruments.

I’ll save you the $20. Diamond is a washed-up child star who can’t think of any other means to support himself. Like most actors cast as the “ugly kid” on a teen sitcom, he had a hard time finding work after the show went off the air. He’s well on the path to being this generation’s Danny Bonaduce. Did I miss anything?

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