I’m Sorry About The Penis Costume
That’s something along the lines of what 19-year-old Calvin Morett has to say to citizens of Saratoga Springs, N.Y. Seems Morett thought it would be a hoot to wear a penis costume to his high school graduation.
As part of his punishment a judge has ordered Morett to pay for a public apology printed in the newspaper, pay court fees and perform 24 hours of community service. Apparently this guy wasn’t the only one who thought a stunt like this would be brilliant. This sort of thing is becoming some kind of trend with dumb youngsters. Sigh. Teenagers, there is no better way to show your parents that you didn’t learn a whole lot in the past 12 years of schooling than with stunts like this.
There are so many better ways to get attention in life. Work with a charity, get good grades or if you want to walk around dressed like a penis there’s probably an off-Broadway show you can look into somewhere.
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Look, jackass. First of all, it wasnt his graduation, he graduated in 2007. Second, this little prank of his got him on the national news and on radio stations, more publicity than your ass will ever get writing articles for an online newspaper. Enjoy your parent’s basement.