Armed, dangerous, and naked?
The crazy is out in force, y’all. An Ohio woman was arrested after she threatened her husband with knives. She chased him down the street. While naked.
Elizabeth Springer was in the bath with her 1-year-old daughter when her husband, Ryan, heard the girl crying. He thought that his wife was trying to harm the little girl, so he took the child and went into another room. It was shortly after that when Elizabeth came at him with a knife in each hand.
If your spouse comes at you with a crazed look in his or her eye, wielding two knives? Run. Barricade yourself in another room if you need to. But don’t try to disarm them alone. Ryan was bitten several times and stabbed twice in the thigh before running to another house for help. Lord knows why he left the child in the house if his wife was that crazy AND he already thought she’d tried to harm their daughter.
The woman ran after her husband - still naked from the bath - and tried to kick out a screen in the other home. They eventually disarmed her and she ran off. Police found her in the bushes at her house. Still naked.
It took three officers to restrain her, including using pepper spray on her. They covered her with a blanket and tossed her in the back of a police unit, where she tried to kick out a window. She bent part of the door frame, people. The article doesn’t mention how big this woman is, but either she’s a very large, muscular woman, or she was totally high on something. The article mentioned alcohol, but I don’t think I’ve heard of anyone acting like this on alcohol. People go berserk on stronger things than that.
She was charged with felonious assault, child endangerment, aggravated burglary and vandalism (for the police car). What, no indecent exposure?
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