100,000 Condoms Given To Olympians
The organizers of the Olympics have given out free condoms to athletes at every event since 1992 to raise AIDS awareness. They ran out in Sydney and doubled the number in Athens, according to Reuters. This time, they’re hoping 100,000 condoms will be enough to satiate the 10,500 athletes.
Hey, exactly what kind of training is going on over there? I quote Mick from the Rocky films:Women weaken legs, Rock! The Reuters story notes that the Olympic village is full of young, beautiful people who don’t have a whole lot to do after getting knocked out of the games. Once word of this stuff gets out, people may start getting knocked out of the games on purpose. Oh, we didn’t win the medal? Dang it, guess I’ll go back to the Olympic Village and hang out with the Swedish gymnastics team.
But a warning to female Olympians: If Kobe Bryant suggests you come back to his room for a nightcap, it’s a good idea to decline.
Image by Bruce in Beijing licensed under Creative Commons.
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They must have added a new competition sport, Competition Push-ups.
And we unveil the new Olympic theme, Bom-Chicka-Wah-Wah!