Wheelchair Bandit Steals Condoms
We really could not make this stuff up, readers. The Dallas Morning News reports that on Sept. 3 a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven, rolled straight toward the cash register and began hitting it with a baseball bat.
Oh, but wait. Instead of cash, the suspect stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway, Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse told the News. He said the culprit may have been homeless and probably intoxicated at the time. Or he was on his way to one hell of a party.
Man, don’t you know the cashier on duty that day is still telling this story to everyone they know.
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you have got to be kidding me..lol..He had to have been loaded or something!