The Juice Finally Gets Squeezed
What’s the correct course of action when one escapes conviction on a double homicide case in spite of a mountain of evidence? Well, it is not to get caught up in a robbery case involving the attempted theft of your sports memorabilia.
Sports memorabilia, which by the way, is technically no longer yours anyhow. There’s that whole multi-million dollar civil judgment on behalf of the families of the folks you (allegedly *coff coff*) murdered.
The New York Times is among the thousands of media outlets reporting that O.J. Simpson has been convicted of armed robbery, kidnapping and 10 other counts. The charges stem from a ridiculously stupid incident in Vegas where O.J. tried to take some of his sports mementos back from dealers by force.
Juice, the entire justice system was looking for a reason, any reason to put you back in front of a jury and you gave it to them. We were going to send you an award but the Goldmans’ attorneys seized it. Enjoy life in prison there, Orenthal.
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