The Juice Finally Gets Squeezed

O.J. Simpson guilty on all counts in Las Vegas

What’s the correct course of action when one escapes conviction on a double homicide case in spite of a mountain of evidence? Well, it is not to get caught up in a robbery case involving the attempted theft of your sports memorabilia.

Sports memorabilia, which by the way, is technically no longer yours anyhow. There’s that whole multi-million dollar civil judgment on behalf of the families of the folks you (allegedly *coff coff*) murdered.

The New York Times is among the thousands of media outlets reporting that O.J. Simpson has been convicted of armed robbery, kidnapping and 10 other counts. The charges stem from a ridiculously stupid incident in Vegas where O.J. tried to take some of his sports mementos back from dealers by force.

Juice, the entire justice system was looking for a reason, any reason to put you back in front of a jury and you gave it to them. We were going to send you an award but the Goldmans’ attorneys seized it. Enjoy life in prison there, Orenthal.

One Response to “The Juice Finally Gets Squeezed”

  1. December 8th, 2008 | 10:22 am

    [...] Simpson already pulled an incredibly boneheaded move in his attempted robbery to recover his own sports mementos. But Associated Press reports prosecutors offered Simpson a plea deal that would have cut down his [...]


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