Sagwatch: Obama Lax on Sagging
In an interview with MTV’s Sway Calloway, President Elect Barack Obama shows a sad, sad lack of understanding of the critical importance of the issue of sagging pants. He admits he doesn’t want to see dudes’ underwear but stops short of supporting saggy pants legislation. As a matter of fact, he even calls passing sagging pants legislation a “waste of time.”
Oh, poor misguided liberal. He suggests politicians should be focused on things like creating jobs, improving schools and the war in Iraq. Like we can really fix any of those things with our criminally inept government. No, let’s shoot for something we can accomplish: getting those underwear-baring hooligans to cover up their buttocks. Um, buttockses? You get the drift. Pull up your pants, it will improve the economy.
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I tell you, fixing this sagging pants industry could bring the economy back. Think of the all belt makers that could be put back to work.