Girl Stabs Her Man for Denying Her Sex
When I saw this story on The Smoking Gun, I just had a feeling it would be time to dust off our “Only In the South” story tag. Sure enough, this one comes to us from my home state of Louisiana.
It seems that early Saturday morning, 19-year-old Brittany Phillips wanted some “bom-chicka-wah-wah” from her boyfriend, 35-year-old Todd Stewart. He was not in the mood, perhaps the first recorded case of a 35-year-old man not being interested in the teenage girl in his bed.
In any case, the Ouchita Parish Sheriff’s Department says the two agree on that much. When Stewart left the bedroom Phillips stabbed him in the face, she acknowledges stabbing him but says it was in self-defense. Phillips got charged with aggravated battery while Stewart was charged with simple battery.
And don’t you just know Phillips already had two outstanding warrants: one for damage to property and one for simple battery.
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