Man Breaks Into Sex Shops, Assaults Dolls
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I am already shuddering at the comment spam this story is going to draw. But the Cairns Post reports that a man is breaking into local sex shops and well, I”m not going to sugarcoat it. He’s breaking into sex shops and having sex with the dolls. There, I said it.
After he violates the inanimate victims, the culprit leaves them in a nearby street. Police were able to collect DNA at the last crime scene. They think the suspect, described as a tall, skinny Caucasian, may also have left a fingerprint on one of the dolls and on some lubricant in the store. No word on whether he left a phone number for any of his new plastic “friends” to call him.
The owner of the last shop robbed says the man has broken in on other occasions. The burglar has the unusual habit of cleaning up after his crimes. Also, the sex shop owner mentioned the burglar has a particular liking for the “Jungle Jane” model of sex doll. The guy’s getting bolder too, as during his last break-in attempt he cut a hole in the roof and then climbed down the wall to get away. That time he got scared off by a new alarm system.
Alright, we will be policing this story for the usual bizarre comments. We do not need to know your shopping habits or your sex doll preferences, seriously. We don’t make the dumb news, we just report it.
3 Comments
That’s just too creepy for words.
Hopefully he sticks to the dolls.
Not like they can sell them as used either.
better he violate plastic dolls than real women. although, he should just consider buying a model to keep at home.