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February 5th, 2008

Dumb Auctions: Bag of Air

Here is one of the more silly auctions we’ve come across on Ebay.  Seller jasonrsutton has placed two ziplock bags full of air up for sale. 
Needless to say, I am really too tired to post anything tonight, so I’m falling back on easy reproductions of other people’s work.  Hey, you’ve got to do […]

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January 13th, 2008

Sky Commuter Concept Craft for Sale

If you’re nothing like me and you have $50,000 in extra cash just laying around, you might want to check out this wacky item on Ebay. 
According to the seller, this is a concept Sky Commuter craft built by Boeing back in the 1980s and is the only model left of its kind.  At […]

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January 3rd, 2008

Dumb Auctions: Real Mr. Potato Head

This is a cool little auction item I found on Ebay via Dumb.com.  The seller claims they found this strange potato while cooking christmas dinner.  They think it looks a lot like Casper the Friendly Ghost.  I’m pretty sure it’s the real Mr. Potato Head.
Unfortunately the auction ended January 1 with no bids, but that […]

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October 7th, 2007

Prince Harry Sculpted as Dead Earless Soldier

This is really sick, not because it’s Prince Harry, but because the artist has used the likeness of a living individual to represent a dead mass.  I certainly wouldn’t want this sculpture to be me.
I suspect the artist, Daniel Edward, is trying to make a political statement here as well as an artistic one.  The […]

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September 8th, 2007

Buy Your Nose on Ebay

Some people will put anything up on Ebay, but this is by far my favorite so far.  Every had your nose "stolen"?  Well, apparently this guy from Yorkville, IL has it.  He’s willing to give it back, but for a small fee. 
At the moment, the bid stands at $1.75 with six bids.  How much […]

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August 27th, 2007

World’s Biggest Penis Auctioned

This extinct walrus must be proud.  His four-and-a-half foot fossilized penis bone sold fro a whopping $8000 at a Beverely Hills auction this past Sunday.  No word on who purchased the auspicious item, but perhaps they’re compensating for something? ;-)  Read all about it below:

A fossilized penis bone from an extinct walrus went for a […]

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August 9th, 2007

Dumb Auctions - Lindsay Lohan’s Pizza Box

This is possibly one of the dumbest auction items I have ever seen. What possible redeeming value could one get from a used pizza box from the Lohan residence?
I suppose if you’re into oversexed, underfed, drugged out redheads, you might be able to dredge up some DNA to clone yourself an army of Lindsay […]

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August 8th, 2007

Dumb Auctions - Used Bourne Ultimatum Ticket

I think this guy has got to be pretty desperate for cash if he’s putting this up on Ebay: a used ticket to the Bourne Ultimatum and his empty, butter-stained popcorn bag. I pity the purchaser and the purchasee.
Bourne Ultimatum-Used Movie Ticket-&-Popcorn Bag
Hi, Welcome to my auction,
**This auction includes a used movie ticket […]

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July 26th, 2007

Found on Ebay: Horny Wood Elf

I’m not making this up.  Thanks to dumb.com, I have stumbled across this interesting recently sold auction item on Ebay.  It certainly will make quite the conversation piece for whomever purchased it.  As always dear readers, if you come across fun items such as these please send me an email or leave a comment!
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