Simply Dumb

April 25th, 2008

Miley’s Memoir

Image details: 2008 CMT Music Awards - Red Carpet served by picapp.com
According to the Disney book group, Miley Cyrus is going to write a memoir. She’s all of 15. She mostly seems like a nice kid, but what in the world would she have to say in a book?
She plans to talk bout her roots […]

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March 10th, 2008

Even Microsoft Execs are Upset with Vista

It may be hard to believe, but even some of Microsoft’s top executives are upset with the abysmal performance of their new Windows Vista operating system. 
Don’t believe me?  Check out this timely article from the New York Times.
Where oh where did Microsoft go wrong?  My guess is when they left DOS in the […]

By Ariel -- 1 comment

February 26th, 2008

Starbucks to Close for 3 Hours

Coffee nut alert, this afternoon Starbucks will be shutting its doors a few hours early nationwide for employee training.  From 5:30 pm local time, all 7100 stores will lock their doors and focus on training their 135,000 employees.
But don’t worry, Dunkin’ Donuts is picking up the slack.  It announced that it will be offering […]

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February 25th, 2008

Hitler Does Disney

Before finding his calling as a genocidal imperialist dictator, Adolf Hitler was first and foremost a failed artist. 
You may have known that, but did you know that he was also a huge fan of Disney movies?  He even owned a film reel of Snow White for his private collection and thought it was “one […]

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February 19th, 2008

1-900-NERD-GIRL

Yes, my arm is still broken and I’m using what little time I am able to type out of my sling to finish a paper that is now two days late.  Sorry readers, I know you’re getting the short shrift. 
Here’s another video we can all enjoy for the time being.  Are you a lonely […]

By Ariel -- 1 comment

February 17th, 2008

The Pats Win the Super Bowl…in Nicaragua

Before every major sporting event in the United States, apparel companies are careful to mass produce t-shirts, sweatshirts, and hats proclaiming the champions of the game before the outcome is ever decided. 
This way, when fans come tearing out of the stadium or off their couches, the realtors will immediately have crap to sell them.  […]

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February 10th, 2008

How Orgasmic Is Your Plasma TV?

A recent British survey has revealed an interesting statistic.  Almost half of men in the UK would be willing to give up sex for six months in exchange for a 50-inch plasma screen TV.
I guess guzzling beer, eating nachos, and watching football (whether of the American or European variety) is really that good on […]

By Ariel -- 0 comments

February 5th, 2008

Dumb Auctions: Bag of Air

Here is one of the more silly auctions we’ve come across on Ebay.  Seller jasonrsutton has placed two ziplock bags full of air up for sale. 
Needless to say, I am really too tired to post anything tonight, so I’m falling back on easy reproductions of other people’s work.  Hey, you’ve got to do […]

By Ariel -- 1 comment

February 4th, 2008

Win a Copy of ATHF Volume 5

Volume 5 of Adult Swim’s original series, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, has just been released in stores, but we here at Simply Dumb want to give you a chance to get it for FREE! 

Thanks to our friends over at M80 marketing, we have two DVD sets to give away to two lucky readers.  All […]

By Ariel -- 10 comments

January 27th, 2008

A Very Non-PC Board Game

CBS is reporting the release of a new, incredibly politically incorrect, made-for-adults board game from a very unexpected source.  The son of Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius, John Sebelius, has begun peddling a board game entitled Don’t Drop the Soap.
This "prison-themed" time waster was the result of a class project he recently completed at the […]

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