May 10th, 2008
The Baltimore Ravens didn’t hit very hard in their 5-11 2007 campaign that got Brian Billick fired as their head coach. They may make it up this year as today almost all 85 players were involved in a brawl that started between offensive tackle Oniel Cousins and defensive tackle Amon Gordon.
Running back Allen Patrick […]
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May 7th, 2008
I love my baseball as much as the next guy, but this is the definition of ridiculous. Reuters reports that on Monday New York Yankees fan Ivonne Hernandez, 43, was accused of running down two Boston Red Sox fans with her car. One of them died and the other was injured.
According to prosecutors Hernandez was […]
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April 28th, 2008
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You know what would make Dallas Mavericks fans forget how dumb it was for Josh Howard to promote his offseason marijuana during interviews at playoff time? Handling up in the series’ pivotal Game 4 Sunday night.
Howard didn’t help his case as he […]
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February 17th, 2008
Before every major sporting event in the United States, apparel companies are careful to mass produce t-shirts, sweatshirts, and hats proclaiming the champions of the game before the outcome is ever decided.
This way, when fans come tearing out of the stadium or off their couches, the realtors will immediately have crap to sell them. […]
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February 10th, 2008
A recent British survey has revealed an interesting statistic. Almost half of men in the UK would be willing to give up sex for six months in exchange for a 50-inch plasma screen TV.
I guess guzzling beer, eating nachos, and watching football (whether of the American or European variety) is really that good on […]
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February 1st, 2008
For those of you who have been living in a non-professional sports bubble, or a non-world bubble for that matter, the Super Bowl is coming this Sunday. In this year’s match-up puts the New England Patriots head-to-head with the New York Giants.
For those of you who know me or this site, you will know that […]
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January 4th, 2008
It was only a few days ago that we reported that ESPN Zone was holding a competition in New York City’s Times Square to determine the ultimate couch potato. Well, a winner has been announced.
The inglorious prize goes to Stan Friedman who sat out his competition in 29 hours with only scheduled bathroom breaks […]
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January 1st, 2008
It’s hard to believe that we in America could get any lazier, but this competition put on by ESPN puts that proposition seriously in doubt.
The ESPN Zone Ultimate Couch Potato Competition, I kid you not, is being held today in Times Square in New York. Four competitors will duke it out to prove who is […]
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December 21st, 2007
Aside from the crude and obvious jokes that this headline brings to mind, health experts in the UK have concluded that playing Nintendo Wii does not constitute rigorous exercise. In fact, playing on this new Nintendo gaming console requires only 2% more energy on average than playing on more conventional boxes.
So either flipping your thumbs […]
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December 18th, 2007
Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force is really pissed off about the release of the Mitchell Report about steroid use in baseball’s major leagues. Here he gives us some of his more ingenious insights.
Man, I love this show. Anyone know when the new season begins?
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