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Britney Spears‘ ex-beau, Adnan Ghalib seemed a little creepy, the way he looked to be manipulating Britney. Oh, and not making sure she got the help she needed. And now, he’s confirming the creepiness by trying to sell a tape of himself and Britney having sex. Ew.
The photographer is allegedly trying to sell a two-hour tape, which is supposed to feature Britney in a pink wig throughout. The tape was supposed to have been shot in January in Mexico.
It irks me that this man is trying to profit off of Britney’s mental breakdown and vulnerability. Many of us thought he …read more

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With the high price of gasoline, you can’t be too careful. You must be diligent in watching for gas thieves. Protect yourself. Protect your car.
And whatever you do, don’t get distracted. You never know what might happen at the gas pump while you’re giving directions to that stranger.

We’re all about the Public Service Announcements here at Simply Dumb. YouTube is chock full of things that make our work so much easier.

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Republican presidential contender Governor Mike Huckabee made an appearance on Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update last night to show America that he may be down but he is not out. 
…This even after co-host Seth Meyers pointed out that winning would be a mathematical impossibility at this point.  Fortunately for him, Mr. Huckabee is more of a “miracle guy” than a math guy. 
Even if much of his platform scares the hell out of me (no pun intended Mr. Minister), Governor Huckabee has a very bright future as a standup comic and faux news host. 
Watch the whole segment below.  …read more

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Yes, my arm is still broken and I’m using what little time I am able to type out of my sling to finish a paper that is now two days late.  Sorry readers, I know you’re getting the short shrift. 
Here’s another video we can all enjoy for the time being.  Are you a lonely nerd?  Do you need someone to play Dungeons & Dragons with?  Someone to join you in acting out your Han Solo/Princess Leah fantasies?  The nerd girls are for you!

Note, the 900 number is not real.  If you were a real nerd you would know that …read more

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With my arm still broken, it’s really hard to post so I’ve found something nice and easy. 
Here’s one of the top selections on YouTube today, an animated mocumentary on the history of evil.  The video runs for about 4:30 minutes but, despite the length, it’s all in good fun.  Enjoy!

Technorati Tags: dumb news,history,evil,mocumentary,youtube,animation

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I’m not really 100% what to make of this video. 
It’s bound to make leftists furious, conservatives triumphant, and anyone who’s been in a conflict zone smirk.  I’ll reserve judgement and let you all watch and decide for yourselves. 

Found this video via Michael J Totten’s blog.  He’s an independent journalist who has spent a LOT of time in the Middle East particularly in Lebanon and Iraq.  He’s currently finished up about a month-long stint in Fallujah.  I highly recommend his writing to anyone interested in the region.
source 
Technorati Tags: dumb news,iraq video,insurgents,muhajadeen,trigger happy,dark humor

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Volume 5 of Adult Swim’s original series, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, has just been released in stores, but we here at Simply Dumb want to give you a chance to get it for FREE! 

Thanks to our friends over at M80 marketing, we have two DVD sets to give away to two lucky readers.  All you have to do is leave a comment on this post. We’ll select the winners by random draw this Friday, February 8 at 5:00 PM CST.
The two DVDs include 14 uncut episodes and 11 bonus features including the uncensored Dickesode, the Worst Game Ever, and …read more

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For those of you who have been living in a non-professional sports bubble, or a non-world bubble for that matter, the Super Bowl is coming this Sunday.  In this year’s match-up puts the New England Patriots head-to-head with the New York Giants.
For those of you who know me or this site, you will know that we also care very little about professional sports.  What we do enjoy however is the occasional angry rant from our “good friend” Carl from Adult Swim’s Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
The superb Giants fan that he is, Carl has a few choice words to share with …read more

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Some relatively creative soul over at YouTube has taken notice of this year’s presidential electoral mantra and put it to song.  That’s right, David Bowie’s immortal song, "Changes". 
Watch the whole video below and, in case you want to sing along, check out the lyrics after the jump.  
In the most recent change, Dennis Kucinich has finally thrown in the towel, not that his leaving the race will give any of the front-runners any more votes.  We’re all still waiting on good old Ron Paul to follow suit. 

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There is very little I can say about this video that it doesn’t say for itself.  I wish I had a trunk monkey. 
By the by, check out the service from where we got the video.  Utterz.com is a really cool service where you can automatically post to your blog just by making a phone call.  It’s also a very nice online social networking community.

Technorati Tags: dumb news,trunk monkey,suburban auto group

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