Simply Dumb

October 7th, 2007

New Poll: Banning Master Baiting

This story about Southwest Airlines trying to boot off a passenger wearing a shirt reading "Master Baiter" has been the most popular post on the site for a few days.  Now weigh in and tell us what you think. 
Vote below or on the sidebar to your right.

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October 6th, 2007

The Squirrel Burglar

Check out this video my wife took just this morning.  At first, we thought the little guy was just stranded on the window sill, but then he broke into the neighbor’s apartment. 
Forget cat burglars, squirrels run this neighborhood.

Tags: dumb news, dumb video, squirrel burglar, cat burglar, weird animals

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September 16th, 2007

Sally Field Censored

What do you suppose Sally Field was trying to say when her acceptance speech was censored at the Emmy Awards?  Don’t know what I’m talking about?  Wait until the very end of the video and see it. 
I’m guessing she’s swearing about Bush.  Looks like it took her a bit to work up the courage (and […]

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September 13th, 2007

Work at Hooters

Check out this dumb commercial we saw this evening. At first it looks like one of those online college commercials, then the interviewee takes off her coat. What a career; I hear the wings are excellent.
Tags: dumb news, dumb commercials, hooters, job opportunity

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September 8th, 2007

Best Anti-Piracy Ad Ever

I’m not sure where this is from, but this is one of the best spoofs on those anti-piracy ads that have been running in movie theaters the last few years.  Enjoy. :-)

Tags: dumb news, dumb video, anti-piracy, stealing

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August 27th, 2007

Don’t Know Much About Geography

Miss South Carolina in the Miss Teen USA competition is making a YouTube smash out of her incredibly baffling and idiotic response to a question posed by the host. I can’t even begin to do it justice Just watch the video, laugh your ass off, then do it again reading her “explanation” reported […]

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August 24th, 2007

Mt Rushmore Singers

Here’s a little something silly to brighten your day and mine.  I  never knew our greatest presidents also had such great voices! 

Tags: mount rushmore, sing a song, dumb videos, great presidents, acapella

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August 20th, 2007

Bad Re-Enactment Players, 50 Cent, and Kanye West

As rappers 50 Cent and Kanye West battle it out for 9/11 album release supremacy, the Real and the Bad Re-Enactment Players have been generous enough to provide a "reinactment" of this battle of the ages. 
Unfortunately, the video is up on Google Video and I don’t know how to embed these files at Simply […]

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August 15th, 2007

PETA Upset About Hamas TV

Hamas TV has recently released its latest installment of it’s popular "Children of Tomorrow" television show which previously featured Farfour the Death Mouse and now Nahoul the Killer Bee.  In this episode, Nahoul physically abuses real animals, pulling up kittens by their tails, throwing rocks at lions, and other upsetting "mischief". 
PETA is quite upset about […]

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August 15th, 2007

R Kelly is Trapped in the Closet

I just saw this ad on television and it way just too absurd not to share with you all.  R. Kelly is now releasing chapters 13-22 of is awful song, Trapped in the Closet.  Get it now while you can… i guess.
For those of you fans out there, chapters 1-12 is also available on DVD, […]

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