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Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

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November 8th, 2008

Funny typos & felonies

Nebraska recently passed a new law, which local news outlets dutifully covered. Apparently feeling officers is now a felony. Wow, that’s a pretty strong sexual harassment law isn’t it?
Oh, wait. Running from the cops? Ah, you mean fleeing cops! Now it makes more sense. Ah, those crazy proofreaders. Thanks for providing a chuckle for us!
(Apparently […]

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September 22nd, 2008

State Rep Candidate Confused With Model

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Joan Krupa is a Republican candidate for the Illinois House of Representatives 92nd District. Joanna Krupa is a Playboy cover girl and former “Juggy” dancer on the Man Show.
Joan would like potential voters to know she has never been a Playboy model and Joanna - well, she’s getting a lot of […]

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August 17th, 2008

Pranksters re-enact war with squirt guns

The Boston group, Banditos Misteriosos, likes to bring wackiness to its home town. In the form of strange pranks.
Recently, they staged a war battle on a Boston esplanade. With squirt guns. People saw the blue and red uniforms gathering and were intrigued. They waited to see what would happen.
And happen it did. Ten long minutes […]

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August 14th, 2008

A Gnome-ad Returns Home

Oh, I know you think you have us pegged at Simply Dumb. You think we’re all about the funny, sneering down our bloggy noses at all we survey. But we got heart, baby. And sometimes, just sometimes, a story comes across that gets us right there. This, my friends, is such a tale.
CNN tells us […]

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August 7th, 2008

Mini-Me Short Tempered About Sex Tape

Times must be really bad for the celebrity sex tape industry. Back in the day, celebs like Pam Anderson were all the rage. The most talked about sex tape these days involves 2-foot-8 Austin Powers series star Verne Troyer.
E News Online tells us Troyer is having problems copyrighting his sex tape with former girlfriend Ranae […]

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July 31st, 2008

Packers Offer Favre $20 Million to Go Away

Being fortunate enough to work from home, I’ll admit I see my fair share of soap operas. None of them approach the real life drama playing out in Green Bay, where ESPN is reporting the Green Bay Packers will pay Brett Favre $20 million to not let the door hit him where the Good Lord […]

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July 21st, 2008

Texas Gov Addresses Almost Empty Room

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Let’s face it, it’s hard enough to get people to listen to political speeches. For a guaranteed way to get no one to listen, hold it during the largest video game event of the year.
Texas Governor Rick Perry delivered the keynote address Thursday at the Electronic Entertainment Expo, the event at which game […]

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June 13th, 2008

Sorry, Charlie

A Charlie the Tuna sculpture in Charleston, Oregon was dismembered by the two men who stole it after they feared they would be caught. The 8-foot Monterey cypress sculpture that used to greet tourists is now in pieces.
The two men stole Charlie as a prank. They planned to leave him in a random place in […]

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June 5th, 2008

Homeless Man Cons Gold Diggers

Far be it from us to advocate con artistry, but some people deserve what they get. Like women who sign up for Millionaire Match, a web site that purports to match quality singles with: you guessed it.
Rich and apparently desperate people sign up for this as well as smart homeless guys. The Associated […]

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June 5th, 2008

Goat Tries to Take Bus Trip

Gas is so high even goats are seeking alternate methods of transportation. Fox 12 Oregon reports a pet pygmy goat named Poppy boarded a commuter bus in southeast Portland Monday. The bus dispatcher called 911 to report the unusual passenger.
A police officer took the goat to a local animal shelter after attaching a note saying […]

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