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Archive for the ‘Idiot’ Category

May 21st, 2008

DUI: Deja vu all over again

How’s this for returning to the scene of the crime? A Truckee, California woman crashed her car in the exact same spot where she wrecked five months ago after allegedly driving under the influence. Now that’s talent.
But it gets better. The 23-year-old’s blood alcohol content — both times — was over three times greater than […]

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May 10th, 2008

Funeral burglar found guilty

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A loved one dies and you attend the funeral. While you’re at the funeral, your home is robbed. Bad coincidence? Not in Kansas City, Mo., where a burglar used obituaries to time his crimes.
Dan Johnson of Kansas City was convicted of 10 counts of burglary. […]

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May 9th, 2008

Gas Thief Burns Himself While Stealing

And our parade of gas-inspired foolishness continues. The Grand Junction Sentinel reports an 18-year-old Colorado man rushed himself to the hospital May 2 with burns on his hands he got siphoning gas. Oh, it gets better. It seems Cody Sellars peered into a portable gas tank with a cigarette lighter to see how full […]

By brian -- 0 comments

May 3rd, 2008

Father Turns Own Daughter into Slave

We report the funny things. The dumb things. The annoying things.
But we don’t like it when we have to report the sick things. Oh, we could skip over it, pretend it didn’t happen. Yet it did happen and we just have to say something.
Josef Fritzl, you are one sick, sad, messed up dude. It is […]

By Becky -- 2 comments

April 1st, 2008

Man Loses Pet Snakes - And His Fingers

A Kentucky man had to have some fingers amputated due to snakebites he received from snakes he wasn’t supposed to have to begin with. Kentucky’s Department of Fish and Wildlife Resources seized seven rattlesnakes, a gaboon viper, a king cobra, an iguana, two monitor lizards, two alligators, a boa constrictor and a python from his […]

By brian -- 0 comments

March 3rd, 2008

Earth Liberation Front Busy

Ecoterrorists from the Earth Liberation Front have been busy in Seattle.  They burned down five luxury homes and left a sign calling them “McMansions”.
The FBI said the fires are being investigated as an act of domestic terrorism.  Check out the story at CNN.
Technorati Tags: earth liberation front,ecoterrorism,seattle
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March 1st, 2008

The Future of Business Ethics

A recent poll has revealed that teenagers in this country are just as prepared to lie, cheat, steal, and engage in dishonest business practices as their elders.
According to the Junior Achievement/Deloitte Teen Ethics Survey, 71% of teens surveyed were prepared to make ethical decisions in the workplace.  A good sign, right?
Well, 38% indicated that […]

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February 23rd, 2008

Murderous Can of Bees

Sometimes divorce can be a messy business.  Often there’s piles of property and other possession to divide up, friends to split up, and child custody battles.  And then there’s the occasional attempt by one of the exes to murder the other with a soda can full of wasps.
Yeah, that’s right.  Angela Nellany of Riverbank, […]

By Ariel -- 1 comment

February 23rd, 2008

$5.8 Million Stolen By Accident

What would you do if you opened up your bank account one day and found you had a balance of almost 6 million dollars? 
One Brooklyn salesman clearly made the wrong decision when he spent about $2 Mil of the 5.8 in an account he somehow accessed which belonged to someone who shares his name.  […]

By Ariel -- 3 comments

February 7th, 2008

Technical Difficulties

Hi folks, this site’s host, b5 media has been having all sorts of whacked out server issues over the last few days which have kept me from posting any kind of substantially interesting material. 
This has also kept the page from loading properly about 18 hours out of the day if it loads at […]

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