Simply Dumb

May 3rd, 2008

Father Turns Own Daughter into Slave

We report the funny things. The dumb things. The annoying things.
But we don’t like it when we have to report the sick things. Oh, we could skip over it, pretend it didn’t happen. Yet it did happen and we just have to say something.
Josef Fritzl, you are one sick, sad, messed up dude. It is […]

By Becky -- 7 comments

April 1st, 2008

Man Loses Pet Snakes - And His Fingers

A Kentucky man had to have some fingers amputated due to snakebites he received from snakes he wasn’t supposed to have to begin with. Kentucky’s Department of Fish and Wildlife Resources seized seven rattlesnakes, a gaboon viper, a king cobra, an iguana, two monitor lizards, two alligators, a boa constrictor and a python from his […]

By brian -- 0 comments

March 3rd, 2008

Earth Liberation Front Busy

Ecoterrorists from the Earth Liberation Front have been busy in Seattle.  They burned down five luxury homes and left a sign calling them “McMansions”.
The FBI said the fires are being investigated as an act of domestic terrorism.  Check out the story at CNN.
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By Ariel -- 1 comment

March 1st, 2008

The Future of Business Ethics

A recent poll has revealed that teenagers in this country are just as prepared to lie, cheat, steal, and engage in dishonest business practices as their elders.
According to the Junior Achievement/Deloitte Teen Ethics Survey, 71% of teens surveyed were prepared to make ethical decisions in the workplace.  A good sign, right?
Well, 38% indicated that […]

By Ariel -- 0 comments

February 23rd, 2008

Murderous Can of Bees

Sometimes divorce can be a messy business.  Often there’s piles of property and other possession to divide up, friends to split up, and child custody battles.  And then there’s the occasional attempt by one of the exes to murder the other with a soda can full of wasps.
Yeah, that’s right.  Angela Nellany of Riverbank, […]

By Ariel -- 1 comment

February 23rd, 2008

$5.8 Million Stolen By Accident

What would you do if you opened up your bank account one day and found you had a balance of almost 6 million dollars? 
One Brooklyn salesman clearly made the wrong decision when he spent about $2 Mil of the 5.8 in an account he somehow accessed which belonged to someone who shares his name.  […]

By Ariel -- 3 comments

February 7th, 2008

Technical Difficulties

Hi folks, this site’s host, b5 media has been having all sorts of whacked out server issues over the last few days which have kept me from posting any kind of substantially interesting material. 
This has also kept the page from loading properly about 18 hours out of the day if it loads at […]

By Ariel -- 0 comments

January 28th, 2008

Bishop’s Crown Stolen

The AP has reported that Metropolitan Isaiah, a Greek Orthodox Bishop based in Denver, Colorado, has lost his crown.  Well, more specifically, it has been stolen.
Apparently the crown was stolen when a burglar broke into the Bishop’s car while he was dining with friends at a nearby resteraunt.  Isaiah estimates the worth of the bejeweled […]

By Ariel -- 1 comment

January 26th, 2008

More "Honest" Journalism from Gaza

By now, the Hamas-engineered destruction of the Gaza-Egypt border fence and the resulting uninterrupted flow of Palestinians to and from the Sinai Peninsula is already old news. 
These dramatic events have themselves already overshadowed the temporary power "blackout" which supposedly resulted from Israel shutting off fuel supplies to the territory on January 22.  It was […]

By Ariel -- 2 comments

January 21st, 2008

Bill Clinton Sleeps During MLK Day Speech

We all know former president Bill Clinton has been hard at work day and night on the campaign trail with his wife and Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton. 
I guess the old ball and chain isn’t letting him get much sleep because he decided to catch up on it today… while in front of hundreds […]

By Ariel -- 3 comments