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Archive for the ‘General stupidity’ Category

July 11th, 2008

Stripper arrested for pole dancing - on a subway

A stripper in Santiago, Chile was arrested for pole dancing on the subways. She was doing it to protest the prudishness of Chilean society. The authorities didn’t agree and they arrested her during a “show.”
She says she’s protesting a lack of tolerance. I don’t know, in the video (below, probably NSFW) the subway riders seem […]

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July 10th, 2008

Atlanta removes ’sexist’ signs

We’ve all seen “men at work” signs, haven’t we? Does it bother you that it says “men” instead of “women” or instead of just “workers ahead”?
Well it does bother Cynthia Good, editor of PINK Magazine. So much so that she demanded that Atlanta take down all of the “men at work” and “men working ahead” […]

By Becky -- 2 comments

July 9th, 2008

Have a Drink In A Ukranian Coffin

You have to give this guy credit for his marketing panache, if not his architectural savvy. Undertaker Stepen Pyrnyak has designed a bar shaped like a coffin.
The establishment, built in the resort town of Truskavets, is called Eternity. Its waitstaff wears black and candles, wreath and other funeral trappings adorn the place. Funeral music […]

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July 8th, 2008

Michael Vick Declares Bankruptcy

Image details: Michael Vick Appears Appears in Court served by picapp.com
I will never, as long as I live, understand how an athlete that was supposed to revolutionize play at the quarterback position in the NFL got to this point. The former star QB for the Atlanta Falcons, now in prison for charges related to a […]

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July 7th, 2008

Impatient airline passenger jumps ship via emergency slide

Talk about first-class airline passengers being a bit too full of themselves. A passenger on a recent flight from New York to Guyana decided he didn’t like the disembarking order. Because - gasp! - economy-class passengers dared to get off the plane before he did.
So he opened the emergency hatch and jumped down the chute. […]

By Becky -- 0 comments

July 5th, 2008

The Family That Spits Together

Brian “Young Gun” Krause has claimed his seventh International Cherry Pit Spitting Championship. His toughest competition was none other than his father, Rick “Pellet Gun” Krause. Brian Krause’s winning spit on Saturday was 56 feet, 7 1/2 inches. He beat his father by nearly seven inches.
That proves what I’ve always said, you can’t […]

By brian -- 1 comment

July 4th, 2008

Drunk Swede tries to row home

Oh how we love the drunken antics here at Simply Dumb. It gives us such crazy things to report. Like this one.
A 78-year-old Swedish man got drunk during a night out in Denmark. And he apparently drank away his money, as he didn’t have the ferry fare to get back home. So he decided to […]

By Becky -- 0 comments

July 4th, 2008

German man burns car in protest

A German man poured gasoline over his BMW and lit it in protest of outrageous fuel prices. He drove the car onto a lawn near the Frankfurt convention center. He hopped out, poured the gas onto the car, and lit it up.
When the fire department arrived, it was already too late for the car.
The man, […]

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July 3rd, 2008

Our new favorite place

It turns out that truTV has a bunch of its “The Smoking Gun Presents: World’s Dumbest” videos online. Oh, it’s perfect. If you haven’t watched some of these, you totally should.
Where else can you get people like Tonya Harding, Gary Busey and Leif Garrett calling someone’s actions dumb? That’s just priceless.
Try watching these:
Exit Fee - […]

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July 3rd, 2008

New Zealand Man Selling His Soul

OK, these weird Internet auctions are getting ridiculous. Last week some guy auctioned off his life. Now a New Zealand man has gone one better and will auction off his soul.
 Walter Scott’s auction notes that his is a “merry old soul” and not a “funk soul brother.” The soul has drawn more than 100 […]

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