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Simply Dumb

Archive for the ‘General stupidity’ Category

August 3rd, 2008

32 Flavors of Stupid For These Crooks

The Arizona Daily Sun brings us this tale of would-be bank robbers who tried to stick up a Baskin-Robbins on Friday. First they used a toy gun and the clerk wasn’t remotely fooled.
Not scared by the GI Joe reject of a holdup weapon, the clerk didn’t go for it when one of the robbers reached into […]

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August 2nd, 2008

Put The Starfish Down - And Back Away

Yahoo News reports officials in Grenada are concerned that tourists are pulling live starfish from island’s waters and using the animals to play fetch with their dogs.
Besides the process being considered cruel to the live animals, tourists are leaving the starfish on beaches to die causing a horrendous stench. Now we know starfish may […]

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August 2nd, 2008

Dumb celebrity nicknames

Is anyone else getting tired of all of the celebrity nicknames that the news insists on giving them? Bennifer. Brangelina. JLo. There are too many to remember. At least they just call Paris Hilton plain old Paris. That we can handle.
As we were cruising for the silly things that celebrities do, we were irritated […]

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July 31st, 2008

Packers Offer Favre $20 Million to Go Away

Being fortunate enough to work from home, I’ll admit I see my fair share of soap operas. None of them approach the real life drama playing out in Green Bay, where ESPN is reporting the Green Bay Packers will pay Brett Favre $20 million to not let the door hit him where the Good Lord […]

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July 30th, 2008

Brazillian priest’s body found at sea

Back in April, a priest had an idea for a fundraiser for his local parish. He thought he’d tie a bunch of helium balloons to a chair, float in the air, and get people to donate.
Unfortunately, the priest only partially succeeded. He did tie balloons to his chair/ contraption. And he did float. Only he […]

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July 29th, 2008

Arkansas License Plates ‘Racist’

File this one under “You have got to be kidding me.” Hundreds of Arkansas license plates are being pulled from circulation this week. Like North Carolina, the plates are considered offensive. But in this case, some residents are calling them racist.
Really? How can a license plate with a random letter/ number combo be racist? (We […]

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July 27th, 2008

Man grows begonias… and marijuana

How would you like to have the police knock on your door, telling you that your lovely begonias have marijuana growing around them? A 73-year-old Dutch man was contacted by police when they found marijuana plants amongst his favorite flowers. The man was quite surprised.
The cynic in me says yeah, sure. But he guy […]

By Becky -- 4 comments

July 23rd, 2008

Jessica Simpson Fails At Going Country

Since she can’t give away one of her pop CD’s, Jessica Simpson figured she would try her hand at country music. So far the results are almost as good as her acting.
Wearing a costume not that much different from the one she played Daisy Duke in, Simpson played to boos at Wisconsin’s Country Thunder Festival. […]

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July 23rd, 2008

Michael Savage Doesn’t Believe In Autism

No, really.  The conservative shock jock Michael Savage just refuses to accept the  serious medical condition is real in “99 percent of the cases.” I often think, or at least hope, that these hosts just say dumb stuff like this to get a reaction.
So Brian, you might ask, aren’t you just playing into Savage’s […]

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July 22nd, 2008

Fish Pedicures Are All The Rage

As if the success of Botox didn’t prove human beings will do almost anything if everyone else is doing it, we present the example of the fish pedicure.  Associated Press reports that a Northern Virginia spa has been offering them for about four months.
Wait for it: you dip your feet in water and tiny […]

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