The Associated Press gives us a just - bizarre incident of a restaurateur and a security guard squaring off with Tasers over a parking problem. Man, there are so many dumb decisions crammed into such a small amount of time here it’s unreal.
Where to begin? According to police reports Harvey M. Epstein, co-owner of […]
From the Winnipeg Sun comes a tale so crazy Stephen King might do something with it. A Winnipeg woman who accidentally stabbed her boyfriend in the heart during a drunken sex game received a three-year conditional discharge Wednesday.
The loving couple left the courtroom together. I’m not sure who’s dumber there, her for stabbing him […]
We think we found another couple of men who should be nominated for the Darwin Awards. Two men from Somerset County, Pennsylvania were charged with trying to steal power lines. Unfortunately for those two, the lines were still attached to a transformer and utility poles.
The two, in their twenties, were shocked during the attempt. Only […]
Most of us probably already knew that, but a Ft. Worth man learned this lesson the hard way. The Dallas Morning News has immortalized the antics of 44-year-old Jorge Espinal, who was drinking and playing cards at 3 a.m. Sunday. (How’d I know alcohol was involved?)
Espinal told police he had an itch on his […]
We see all kinds of dumb news around here but this piece is so exceptionally stupid, well, you be the judge.
News Station Tampa Bay 10 reports that Florida substitute teacher Jim Piculas was fired after being accused of wizardry. You heard me, wizardry. No, this news is not time-warped in from Salem in […]
Paramedics often refer to motorcyclists as organ donors. People that flip off the police are referred to as really stupid. People doing both? They’re Simply Dumb.
A Long Island man is recovering from injuries he sustained after giving a police cruiser the finger, popping a wheelie and crashing during the resulting chase. The Associated Press […]
I was probably in my late twenties before I’d heard of hard lemonade. And even then I didn’t know what the phrase meant - not the first time I heard it. Apparently, Christopher Ratte of Detroit didn’t either, and he lost his 7-year-old son for two days because of it.
Ratte took his son to a […]
An Ohio judge could send a man to prison for sharing a Little Debbie snack cake with an inmate not allowed to have snacks.
Timothy Caudill, 21, was in a residential community corrections program because he broke into a bar. While at the facility he bought an oatmeal creme pie from a vending machine and […]
That header is not a misprint. The Ft. Worth Star-Telegram reports that a Crowley, TX man attempted to pass off a $360 billion (that’s 10 zeroes, folks) at a Chase Bank.
Those astute tellers caught onto the crafty ruse and contacted the check’s owner. That check’s owner explained Charles Ray Fuller, 21, was her daughter’s […]
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File this under things not to do on your wedding day - get in a brawl and get sent to jail. A Pittsburgh couple got into a fight at the Holiday Inn. It started in a hallway when the groom karate kicked his bride and knocked […]
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Written by Brian Allen [email], and Becky Scott [email] for b5media.
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