July 2nd, 2008
This should be a no-brainer, but then I guess that could apply to several of our stories. Please folks, don’t drink and visit graveyards.
According to Dallas’ Fox 4 News police in Denton, TX (time to polish off that Only in the South story tag) got a call about a driver going in circles inside […]
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June 30th, 2008
A Georgia man was released from jail and started walking home. There was only one problem with that. He was naked. Or, as they say in the South, he was nekkid.
He was arrested again and charged with public indecency. When they release people from jail, they give them clothes. So what happened?
Apparently the man thought […]
By Becky -- 2 comments
May 24th, 2008
We just couldn’t make this up even if we tried, y’all. A man in Florida has a warrant out for his arrest after he missed his court date. Hey, that happens, right? Well, it’s what he was on trial for that’s of interest.The man was facing charges for exposure of sexual organs, trespassing, and disorderly […]
By Becky -- 0 comments
May 23rd, 2008
More of the awesomely awesomeness that comes from the (almost) South. Vehicle sales at a small town auto dealer are soaring after they launched a new promotion this week. The dealer is promoting a free handgun or $250 of gas with every auto purchase.
And it’s working. Max Motors in Butler, Missouri has sold 30 vehicles […]
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May 17th, 2008
While we’re on the recent subject of dumb criminals, here’s another one to add to the list. Oh, yeah, it’s from the South, too.
An Arkansas thief got the munchies during a heist and it was his undoing. Brian Bass of Jonesboro left a half-eaten Snickers bar on the counter of an animal hospital that he […]
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May 16th, 2008
A New Orleans Burger King was visited by a guy in drag - with a gun. Security cameras caught the man on tape, crawling into the drive-thru window.
He pulled up, crawled through the window, brandishing a gun. Video shows him pointing the gun at employees and grabbing money. He then exited through the same window […]
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May 9th, 2008
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Two men (allegedly) dug up a skull in Texas and used it as a bong. They’ve been charged with corpse-abuse, a misdemeanor.
One of the men told the police about the grave digging in an old, abandoned cemetery, wherein they removed a head from a body and used it to […]
By Becky -- 3 comments
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