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Archive for the ‘Only in the South’ Category

July 2nd, 2008

Drunk Driver Desecrates Graveyard

This should be a no-brainer, but then I guess that could apply to several of our stories. Please folks, don’t drink and visit graveyards.
According to Dallas’ Fox 4 News police in Denton, TX (time to polish off that Only in the South story tag) got a call about a driver going in circles inside […]

By brian -- 1 comment

June 30th, 2008

Leave jail, get naked, go back to jail

A Georgia man was released from jail and started walking home. There was only one problem with that. He was naked. Or, as they say in the South, he was nekkid.
He was arrested again and charged with public indecency. When they release people from jail, they give them clothes. So what happened?
Apparently the man thought […]

By Becky -- 2 comments

May 24th, 2008

On trial for naked encounter with gator

We just couldn’t make this up even if we tried, y’all. A man in Florida has a warrant out for his arrest after he missed his court date. Hey, that happens, right? Well, it’s what he was on trial for that’s of interest.The man was facing charges for exposure of sexual organs, trespassing, and disorderly […]

By Becky -- 0 comments

May 23rd, 2008

For sale: Free gun with purchase of car

More of the awesomely awesomeness that comes from the (almost) South. Vehicle sales at a small town auto dealer are soaring after they launched a new promotion this week. The dealer is promoting a free handgun or $250 of gas with every auto purchase.
And it’s working. Max Motors in Butler, Missouri has sold 30 vehicles […]

By Becky -- 0 comments

May 17th, 2008

Snickers helps catch a burglar

While we’re on the recent subject of dumb criminals, here’s another one to add to the list. Oh, yeah, it’s from the South, too.
An Arkansas thief got the munchies during a heist and it was his undoing. Brian Bass of Jonesboro left a half-eaten Snickers bar on the counter of an animal hospital that he […]

By Becky -- 0 comments

May 16th, 2008

Burger King Robbed by Man in Drag

A New Orleans Burger King was visited by a guy in drag - with a gun. Security cameras caught the man on tape, crawling into the drive-thru window.
He pulled up, crawled through the window, brandishing a gun. Video shows him pointing the gun at employees and grabbing money. He then exited through the same window […]

By Becky -- 0 comments

May 9th, 2008

Skull bong gets men arrested

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Two men (allegedly) dug up a skull in Texas and used it as a bong. They’ve been charged with corpse-abuse, a misdemeanor.
One of the men told the police about the grave digging in an old, abandoned cemetery, wherein they removed a head from a body and used it to […]

By Becky -- 3 comments

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