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Alleged billionaire fraudster Bernard ‘Bernie’ Madoff leaves Manhattan Federal court. Pictured: Bernard ‘Bernie’ Madoff Picture by: Splash News
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That’s the question on the table in Washington today. Lawmakers are trying to figure out how the Securities and Exchange Commission, a vital part of making sure our economy doesn’t collapse, has allowed our economy to collapse.
 Yahoo News reports many of the questions SEC officials will face …read more

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HuffingtonPost reports that the brown, thick-soled “Model 271″ shoe the Iraqi reporter hurled at President Bush is now a bestseller. Istanbul-based producer Baydan Ayakkabicilik San. & Tic may even look into hiring an ad agency to help with the shoe’s sudden popularity.
The company has received orders for 300,000 pairs of shoes since the Bush incident, more than four times what they ordinarily sell in a year. I wonder if the outgoing President Bush has anymore Middle Eastern trips scheduled between now and January. If so, the Secret Service is going to want to do some crack …read more

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Boy, Barack Obama has got to be really nervous right now. We’ve learned that if you want to take down the President of the United States, apparently all that’s needed is to attach a weapon to your shoe.
By now you have no doubt seen the footage of the Iraqi reporter hurling footwear at the esteemed leader of the free world. This guy gets both shoes off before anyone stops him and it wasn’t even a Secret Service agent that stopped him. It was another reporter who blocked the line of sight to the Prez.
Seriously gang, in …read more

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And that’s saying something, folks. There are calls from both sides of the aisle for embattled and embarrassed Gov. Rod Blagojevich to resign.  He was arrested last week for allegedly attempting to sell the Senate seat vacated by Barack Obama’s election to …read more

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With President George Bush’s term winding down, Reuters reports a few famous faces are seeking the grace of a presidential pardon. They include Marion “I Had No Idea That Was Steroids Causing My Muscles to Swell Up” Jones and the American Taliban himself, John Walker Lindh.
Yeah, I have no idea why John Walker Lindh bothered. The American Taliban has about as much chance of getting a pardon from The Decider as Nick Nolte has of getting voted The Sexiest Man Alive next year. Ask any Texas Death Row inmate about the odds of getting a pardon …read more

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In an interview with MTV’s Sway Calloway, President Elect Barack Obama shows a sad, sad lack of understanding of the critical importance of the issue of sagging pants. He admits he doesn’t want to see dudes’ underwear but stops short of supporting saggy pants legislation. As a matter of fact, he even calls passing sagging pants legislation a “waste of time.”
Oh, poor misguided liberal. He suggests politicians should be focused on things like creating jobs, improving schools and the war in Iraq. Like we can really fix any of those things with our criminally inept government. No, let’s shoot …read more

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Vice presidential hopeful Sarah Palin took a prank call from notorious Montreal comedy duo The Masked Avengers earlier today. She was told that the caller was French President Nicolas Sarkozy who told her she’d make a great president someday. “Sarkozy” also told her they should go hunting from a helicopter and complimented her on the “documentary” Larry Flynt did about her.
If Palin caught onto the gag, she didn’t let anyone in on it. As “Sarkozy” talks about his gorgeous model wife Carla Bruni and how hot she is, Palin talks …read more

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Jailed former Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick taunted prosecutors and talked of a comeback even as he got carted away today, according to the Detroit Free Press. Kilpatrick reached a plea deal last month pleading guilty to two felonies and no contest to a third.
He blamed the media and Michigan governor Jennifer Granholm for his fall from grace in a news conference in September. That’s even though he got caught having an affair with his chief of staff, Christine Beatty and lied about it under oath. His wife wasn’t complaining because he leased her a fancy Lincoln …read more

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Sierra Leone is a struggling nation that is trying to recover from years of civil war. Small beach bars littered the Lumley Beach in Freetown, the nation’s capital. The bars, according to officials, were illegal. So the bars were smashed to pieces.
These bars were frequented by workers and families. But the Ministry of Tourism and Culture says they are contributing to environmental degradation and are eyesores. And they want to improve that section of the beach, citing that the bars were unhygienic and haven’t contributed to the economy. But documents supporting the businesses claim they were contributing the equivalent of …read more

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North Korea is no longer part of the infamous “Axis of Evil,” according to numerous sources including Yahoo News.  President Bush, who let’s face it can continue coasting from here on out, has taken North Korea off the list of states that sponsor terrorism. After all, Bush could get every nation on Earth to agree to disarmament at this point and he’d still make the list of 10 Worst Presidents.
We are investigating rumors that the Legion of Doom, Cobra and Devastation, Inc. are currently reviewing North Korea’s application so we may not be out of the …read more

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