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Archive for the ‘Stupid Celebrities’ Category

May 28th, 2008

Is Sharon Stone Even Still Important?

It’s come to our attention that Sharon Stone is in hot water for implying that the earthquakes hitting China might be “karma” for that government’s treatment of Tibet. Yes, that’s really dumb. But Sharon’s famous because she had great looking legs in Basic Instinct.
Far be it for a satirist of my stature to throw […]

By brian -- 0 comments

May 20th, 2008

Surprise - Britney Spears has a sex tape

Britney Spears‘ ex-beau, Adnan Ghalib seemed a little creepy, the way he looked to be manipulating Britney. Oh, and not making sure she got the help she needed. And now, he’s confirming the creepiness by trying to sell a tape of himself and Britney having sex. Ew.
The photographer is allegedly trying to sell a two-hour […]

By Becky -- 3 comments

May 14th, 2008

Anne Heche says she’s broke, needs child support reduction

Anne Heche is paying a lot in child support to her ex - $15,000 a month. For many Americans, that could be close to a year’s salary. But now that Heche is unemployed, that figure is a little too much for her to handle.
Heche’s TV series, Men In Trees, was canceled in January. Since that […]

By Becky -- 0 comments

May 9th, 2008

What’s - My - Name? Prisoner 0978345

Image details: MTV Presents Sucker Free Week With DMX served by picapp.com
ABC News reports that troubled rapper DMX was arrested for the second time in a week today. Even by rap music standards, that’s excessive. Today “X,” whose real name is Earl Simmons, (yeah, I’d go with a rap handle of some sort too) faces charges […]

By brian -- 0 comments

May 7th, 2008

Amy Winehouse Arrested Yet Again

Oh, Amy. Girl, when will you learn? Amy Winehouse went to the London police station for questioning in relation to a video that allegedly shows her taking drugs. Her publicist states that she “voluntarily attended London police station today by appointment” and was “arrested in order to be interviewed and is cooperating fully with inquiries.”
In […]

By Becky -- 1 comment

May 2nd, 2008

Paula’s Goofiness Is Integral Part of Idol

When I was in high school, like many teenage boys in the 90’s, I thought Paula Abdul was Forever My Girl. In a creative writing class I actually wrote an essay about how we were destined to be together. Boy, looking back you have to be so grateful about all the prayers God didn’t […]

By brian -- 1 comment

May 1st, 2008

Rodman Not Rebounding Well These Days

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Constantly troubled former NBA star Dennis Rodman is in hot water again, this time for allegedly assaulting a woman at an L.A. hotel.  Reuters is reporting that Rodman was released on bail early this morning.
Police booked Rodman on suspicion of domestic violence, a charge […]

By brian -- 0 comments

April 30th, 2008

Brian’s Take On Miley Cyrus

Image details: 2008 CMT Music Awards - Press Room served by picapp.com
I know she’s only 15, but how does anyone of any age pose for Vanity Fair and not think they’ll run the raciest, most controversial picture of the entire shoot? That’s what they do. The average Playboy cover shows less skin than Vanity Fair […]

By brian -- 1 comment

April 28th, 2008

Howard Isn’t Smokin’ On The Court

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You know what would make Dallas Mavericks fans forget how dumb it was for Josh Howard to promote his offseason marijuana during interviews at playoff time? Handling up in the series’ pivotal Game 4 Sunday night.
Howard didn’t help his case as he […]

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April 28th, 2008

Amy Winehouse Meltdown Continues

Image details: Amy Winehouse Performs For Grammy’s Via Video Link served by picapp.com
Yeah, I make my bucks by writing about celebrity psychosis, generally stupid behavior and what not. I am one of many entertainment journalists suckling at the eternally nurturing teat of superstar stupidity.
But I don’t rejoice in the pain in suffering of others. OK, […]

By brian -- 0 comments

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