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Simply Dumb

August 5th, 2008

Wasting taxpayer money: Man dials 911 over sauce

“Hello, 911? Yes, I’d like to report a crime.”
“A crime, sir? What happened? Is anyone hurt? Do you need an ambulance?”
“No, I’m okay. But my sandwich isn’t. It doesn’t have any sauce.”
“I’m sorry, you say your sandwich doesn’t have sauce, and that’s why you’re calling us?”
“Yes, I want officers to come and make them […]

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