Simply Dumb

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It is going to be hard to pick out the biggest dummy. But that’s why we have help from you readers. In 2009, Simply Dumb will open its inaugural class in the Hall of Lame.
The nomination process begins as soon as you finish reading this sentence. Obviously everyone that’s been featured for their dumb exploits on our blog is eligible. But we’re certainly not limiting it to stories we’ve covered. You can nominate celebrities that just don’t get how privileged they are, athletes who ran the wrong way for a touchdown, or any of the numerous …read more

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Have you ever encountered something or someone so utterly dumb the achievement should be honored? We agree. Dummies do so much to enrich our lives by providing sterling examples of how not to behave.
We think Simply Dumb is not sufficiently complete without an establishment to enshrine those who prove time and again that there is no cure for the human condition. We’ll be telling you more as we finalize the details. And rest assured this will be interactive.We’re seeking nominations from our readers in addition to the ones Becky and I will be bringing forth. Dummies, keep being dumb …read more

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Simply Dumb has bowed to the ever-increasing pressure of social media and joined Facebook. Please run over, join and be our friends. We’re not needy or anything. But we did bake you a pie so you’ll like us. Right now, we’re busy doing your laundry. And we won’t judge you for having the Spongebob Squarepants undergarments, we swear.
What’s that, you say? Restraining order? Now that’s a little harsh. Although not the first time it’s been discussed. Really, we just wanted Gallagher’s autograph. Is that so wrong?

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My name is Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty… no, not really. For some reason I’ve always wanted to say that and I can’t do it at Simply Dumb, where could I?
My actual name is Brian Allen, I’m a writer (You’re probably relieved by that fact, since you’re reading my work) and standup comic based in Cedar Hill, TX. That’s just south of Dallas. As a journalist it’s come to my attention there’s a great deal of dumb stuff going on in the world. If humankind is devolving around us out there, we should at least have a record of …read more

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