Simply Dumb

Under the “some people should not have children” category, we have this gem from Belgium. A mother was accused of selling her newborn twin sons in order to finance her liposuction surgery.
Apparently they research ways of making quick money. On the internet. And that’s what they came up with.
“Hey, honey.”
“What?”
“You’re fat.”
“Thanks, you’re such a thoughtful spouse. I’ve tried losing it. What should I do?”
“How about lipo?”
“Um, we have newborn babies. I don’t think we can afford it.”
“Let’s research it on the internet, the fount of useful and absolutely unimpeachable, truthful information!”
“That’s a great idea.”
Later…
“Babe, I’ve got it. Let’s sell the …read more

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This tale of truly outstanding parenting comes to us courtesy of the Victorville Daily Press. According to police reports, a mother took her 12-year-old daughter to a Victorville park to fight another kid. This would have already earned Momma a Simply Dumb achievement badge. But then she reportedly jumped into the fight when her precious girl started catching a well-deserved butt-whoopin.
Moms got charged with corporal injury to a child. San Bernardino County Sheriff’s investigators say the 31-year-old woman took her daughter to the Mojave Desert park on Oct. 5 to fight the other 12-year-old girl.
Witnesses say when it seemed like …read more

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