Simply Dumb

Talk about first-class airline passengers being a bit too full of themselves. A passenger on a recent flight from New York to Guyana decided he didn’t like the disembarking order. Because – gasp! – economy-class passengers dared to get off the plane before he did.
So he opened the emergency hatch and jumped down the chute. Um, yeah. Did we mention that the guy was possibly intoxicated, too?
The man was arrested and released on bail. Delta plans to file charges against him for interfering with flight crew members. We think it would be funny if they banned him from flying with …read more

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A Florida man was arrested for violating bond after he failed a drug test. Happens all the time, right? The man claims it was herbal tea that caused him to fail the test.
His mother had served him a Bolivian herbal tea called Mate de Coca. It’s made from the coca plant. Yes, he tested positive for cocaine. But since he’d never been up on drug charges before, the judge released him from jail.
So let’s see, we shouldn’t eat poppy seeds because it will test positive for heroin. And now we shouldn’t drink Mate …read more

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If you have a license, you know how nerve-wracking a driving test can be. But we all have to go through it: following the instructor’s directions, using our turn signals, being extra cautious. It goes with the territory, right?
But not once did we ever consider answering our cell phone during a test drive. Heck, when I took my test no one even had them! So let this be a lesson to you: it’s probably best not to tick off your driving evaluator. We’re just saying.

We realize this is probably a fake, done to promote the production company, or maybe …read more

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Want to see some stupid human tricks? Just try doing a search at YouTube for “segway crash” and we think you’ll find an amazing number of videos to choose from. Go ahead, try it. You could spend several minutes, even an hour just watching people do stupid things on Segways. But for you, our loyal readers, we just had to provide what was one of the most spectacular face plants we’ve seen on a Segway. Ouch.

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We just couldn’t make this up even if we tried, y’all. A man in Florida has a warrant out for his arrest after he missed his court date. Hey, that happens, right? Well, it’s what he was on trial for that’s of interest.The man was facing charges for exposure of sexual organs, trespassing, and disorderly conduct. For what? A naked encounter with an alligator. In March, Adrian Apgar was found naked in a pond at Saddle Creek Park, where he was headed toward an alligator that was offshore.
This isn’t his first encounter with law enforcement. About a year and a …read more

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If you like do-it-yourself projects, take note of what not to do. First, a gun is not a DIY tool. Second, make sure you know where your family is before you try something stupid. Third, get the proper tools to punch a hole in the wall. Oh yeah, and fourth? Don’t use a gun.
A Deepwater, Missouri man (it pains me to say this) fatally shot his wife last month when he tried to shoot a hole in their bedroom wall. He was inside the bedroom when he did it. He shot out of his house. To make a hole. In …read more

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