Simply Dumb

We just couldn’t make this up even if we tried, y’all. A man in Florida has a warrant out for his arrest after he missed his court date. Hey, that happens, right? Well, it’s what he was on trial for that’s of interest.The man was facing charges for exposure of sexual organs, trespassing, and disorderly conduct. For what? A naked encounter with an alligator. In March, Adrian Apgar was found naked in a pond at Saddle Creek Park, where he was headed toward an alligator that was offshore.
This isn’t his first encounter with law enforcement. About a year and a …read more

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If you really, really love the water, you can do more than have a burial at sea with your ashes strewn across the water. You can get buried in the sea, off the coast of Florida.
And this underwater cemetery has gates, pathways, plaques, and benches. It’s open to certified divers, too. The Neptune Memorial Reef opened last fall in the open waters 3 1/4 miles off the coast of Key Biscayne. The first phase of the reef is set to allow 850 remains.
They mix the ashes with a cement designed …read more

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As if finding an alligator in the back window of a car wasn’t enough. A 69-year-old Florida woman found an 8-foot-long alligator in her kitchen. What, did he have the munchies?
The woman thinks the gator pushed through the back porch screen door and then just walked in through the open sliding glass door to the house. But the door doesn’t go straight into her kitchen. Oh, no. The gator went through the living room, down the hall, and THEN into the kitchen.
There was a bit of a scuffle with Animal Capture of Florida before …read more

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