<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>Simply Dumb &#187; Fried Foods</title> <atom:link href="http://www.simplydumb.com/tag/fried-foods/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://www.simplydumb.com</link> <description>Dumb, stupid and weird news from b5media</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:34:05 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item> <title>Texas State Fair Will Attack Waistlines</title> <link>http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/08/texas-state-fair-will-attack-waistlines/</link> <comments>http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/08/texas-state-fair-will-attack-waistlines/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:38:36 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Amusing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Only in the South]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Chicken Fried Bacon]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Fried Foods]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Texas State Fair]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/08/27/texas-state-fair-will-attack-waistlines/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ As a resident of the Dallas area I have long since quit fooling with the overpriced rides at the Texas State Fair. No, the real ride here is the sugar rush you&#8217;ll get from the fair&#8217;s infamous confections. The event takes Southern cuisine to a whole &#8216;nother level of decadence. The Houston Chronicle reports on the finalists for the annual Big Tex Choice Awards to determine the best fried food. Those distinguished dishes include deep fried s&#8217;mores, a fried banana split, fried chocolate truffles, a fried grilled cheese sandwich and the piece de resistance, fried Jelly Belly jellybeans. If your arteries haven&#8217;t [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.simplydumb.com">Simply Dumb</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="float:left;margin-right:5px;"><span id="pa_65463"><a id="pa_65463" href="http://www.picapp.com/PublicSite/ViewDetails.aspx?ImageId=712538"><img src="http://www.picapp.com/ftp/Preview/0065/Fat_Waistline_Picapp_65463.jpg" alt="Flying While Obese Could Cost More" oncontextmenu="return false;"/></a><br /><font size="-2"></font></span><script type="text/javascript" src="http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/javascript/imageV2.js?p=4853&amp;i=65463&amp;w=234&amp;h=169&amp;adH=25&amp;adS=3&amp;fv=picviewerv2_1.swf&amp;pv=http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/FlashSite/en/&amp;u=http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/ImageServing.aspx&amp;sp=true&amp;n=2"></script></div> <p>As a resident of the <strong>Dallas</strong> area I have long since quit fooling with the overpriced rides at the <strong>Texas State Fair. </strong>No, the real ride here is the sugar rush you&#8217;ll get from the fair&#8217;s infamous confections.</p> <p>The event takes Southern cuisine to a whole &#8216;nother level of decadence. The <a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/5970526.html">Houston Chronicle</a> reports on the finalists for the annual <strong>Big Tex Choice Awards </strong>to determine the best fried food. Those distinguished dishes include deep fried s&#8217;mores, a fried banana split, fried chocolate truffles, a fried grilled cheese sandwich and the piece de resistance, fried <strong>Jelly Belly</strong> <strong>jellybeans.</strong></p> <p>If your arteries haven&#8217;t sufficiently hardened just by reading that, try <strong>chicken-fried bacon </strong>and chocolate-covered strawberry waffle balls deep fried on a stick. Mmm, chicken-fried bacon. That makes me proud to be an American &#8211; and more than a little hungry.</p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.simplydumb.com">Simply Dumb</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/08/texas-state-fair-will-attack-waistlines/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>